Help The Zilwaukee Bridge Plan

[MonochromeMind]

Hello again!

I've come back with a new plan, that's both more and less flawed than before.

1. Either go to work on a day I work, and simply not show up, or pretend to be called into work on a day I'm actually off. Either get dropped off or walk there, depending on circumstances. Not really important.
2. Call an Uber and wait, and hope they don't take hours to show up. I know nothing about Uber.
3. Have the Uber drive me to Buena Vista Twp Sewer Department? Then I can walk to the bridge myself afterwards and jump? I'm not sure if this is allowed.

If it's not allowed...

1. Have them drive me over the bridge, and just force them to open the door. I'm not sure how I can achieve this, but I think just demanding that they do it is enough? Like, if there's someone mad that you won't let them out of the car, and they've already paid, (I'm not sure how Uber works but if you pay after I'll just give them $100 or something) then you'd probably want them out of the car so they don't attack you or something? (I obviously wouldn't attack them.) Idk. I'm sure they'll open the door. Maybe I could say I'm going to throw up or something?

Then obviously just run and jump, head first.

Which plan is better? Is it completely flawed? The main reason I believe it might be, is there is a report of someone surviving the jump, but also a report of someone dying to it. I honestly don't have any other options that I can think of though, so this might eventually be what I have to do. Someone said it was 125 ft.

Other variables:

1. The drive is about 2 hours. I live near Fair Haven in Michigan.
2. My shifts at work are 8 1/2 hours.
3. I obviously don't own a car.
4. My parents are snoopy, which rules out a lot of things, but is also why I need to pretend to be at work. I don't really go anywhere else.
5. I obviously don't own a gun, or this would go a lot easier.

Any help is appreciated! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤