Post your own conspiracy theory or political rumor

[noname223]

Mine: Elon Musk had a botched penis enlargement surgery and has now a tiny, deformed penis.

Epstein killed himself but they threatened him to do it otherwise the time in prison will get pretty uncomfortable and they made it easy for him.

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

Yours?

 

[amerie]

This isn't really political or probably doesn't make sense but I think that a lot of celebrities die super early for the most random shit like plane crashes, diseases, etc. bc being famous is already kinda difficult like 1% chance but if you accidentally glitch life and do something that most people can't then you unfortunately open yourself up to the rare 1% dangerous things in life like cancer or plane crashes

Idk lol

 

[DarkRange55]

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

This isn't a theory…

I am fresh out of conspiracy theories – mine all turned out to be true!

 

[fedup1982]

I experienced a conspiracy of my own first fking hand so it was less conspiracy theory and more conspiracy fact:

When I was in psych ward, all other patients were actors trying to make me as uncomfortable as possible, to the point where I had a sustained heart rate at rest of roughly double the normal rate. The same conspiracy tried to frame me several times, using a deep fake voice of me trying to scam my dad out of serious money, and they hacked my perplexity account pretending to ask questions as me trying to frame me.

I think it was orchestrated by a powerful bully who took a dislike to me after coming across an email I sent to my doctor that was a cry for help, he/ they took it as something else and took offense to it