Post your own conspiracy theory or political rumor

[noname223]

Mine: Elon Musk had a botched penis enlargement surgery and has now a tiny, deformed penis.

Epstein killed himself but they threatened him to do it otherwise the time in prison will get pretty uncomfortable and they made it easy for him.

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

Yours?

 

[amerie]

This isn't really political or probably doesn't make sense but I think that a lot of celebrities die super early for the most random shit like plane crashes, diseases, etc. bc being famous is already kinda difficult like 1% chance but if you accidentally glitch life and do something that most people can't then you unfortunately open yourself up to the rare 1% dangerous things in life like cancer or plane crashes

Idk lol

 

[DarkRange55]

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

This isn't a theory…

I am fresh out of conspiracy theories – mine all turned out to be true!