Discussion Your suicide note in one sentence only?

[Brackenshire]

The tin horns finally got me

 

[rhiino]

This modern world is not for me, hence I quit.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

I'm so far gone that even if I had everything, (eg. money, meaningful connections irl, a girlfriend), it wouldn't change anything; I'm still choosing death.

 

[charizard]

i hope u miss me

 

[KibblesNBits]

"I want a refund." Or "Believe me now?"

 

[pentobarbitaldreams]

I hated life

 

[GiveMePeace]

I fought the void, but the void won.

 

[TAW122]

This is my decision and mine alone.

 

[Underwhelming]

Ight, imma head out.

 

[Polly]

Goodbye

 

[ReallySillyOtter]

"Please return to a participating facility for recycling." (Organ donor here)

 

[Borabora]

Dear God, please forgive me.

 

[KibblesNBits]

Caution: Dead body inside

 

[LetzteAusfahrt]

I should have left much earlier

 

[Alec]

I want to write "I killed myself, because of how desperately I wanted to live." Otherwise I don't want to leave any notes at all.

 

[illbeinthegarage]

goodbye my lovers, goodbye my friends. jk like i have any lmao

 

[giles corey]

later bitches!

 

[KibblesNBits]

It's my fault (but also all of your faults as well).

 

[HadEnough1974]

In one sentence, "Fuck You, World!".

If you're a computer geek, you'll get it. ;)

If you know what I'm referring to and respond with the "computer geek equivalent", I'll send you a free bottle of SN!!

Cheers!!

 

[Sunset Limited]

Fuck Godot!

 

[Evermore]

" you couldn't have changed the outcome" or just "oops"

 

[WeepingWillow]

If you know what I'm referring to and respond with the "computer geek equivalent", I'll send you a free bottle of SN!!

me:
10 print "Hello World!"
20 goto 10

World promptly replies: FAK YOU NOOB!

 

[HadEnough1974]

me:
10 print "Hello World!"
20 goto 10

World promptly replies: FAK YOU NOOB!

You got it!!! Congratulations! A free bottle of Sn it on it's way!!! ;)

 

[Bct]

"I'm so tired living with you, finally I am free"

First part of sentence exists just because now currently I'm living with my family

 

[Hammer]

If I'm dead, my plan went horribly wrong, oh well.

 

[Muirthemne]

I just wanted someone to have dinner with.

 

[aedric_artifact]

I apologize for leaving you in this fashion; know that I fought as hard as I could but did not come out victorious, so I decided eternal peace was the best option - you will be in my heart, even after it has stopped beating, and if there is an afterlife, you will always be on my mind as well.

 

[palebluedot]

I tried my best.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

It had nothing to do with you, and it's none of your damn business.

 

[foreverlikethestars]

it proved too much.