Discussion Your suicide note in one sentence only?

[Saddaisy]

You shouldn't of f that ghetto trash whore, so I hope you both suffer for eternity.

 

[brainpain2]

This was a suicide (to authorities)

 

[fatmanatee]

.

 

[Ardesevent]

Don't worry, this was a knife way to go.

 

[TheRaul95]

I tried...

 

[ForensicallyAware]

Don't judge anyone unless you've walked a mile in their shoes

 

[Vault of Memories]

I send my sincerest, but it's time for my to head home.

 

[Toptock]

I'll say it isn't your fault, because we all know it's mine

 

[Angina]

"Fuck this shit" with a huge drawing on one of my room's wall. Probably some pseudomanga girl.

 

[lostangel]

Nobody threw away a life that was worth living.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

The view was to die for.

 

[Brillet]

To my loved ones: "Please, be happy."

 

[HappyMstake]

I've waited long enough.

 

[Mayerling86]

I can't pretend any longer

 

[The Dark Chaos]

I'd tell you to go to hell but I don't wanna see you again.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

Loved it! I might steal this one

 

[I screwed up]

I love you son

 

[Dead beat dad]

404 note not found

 

[sadghost]

I'm sorry, but I'm done here.

 

[myaveira]

I am too tired and I going to sleep now.

 

[RockBot]

Meh

 

[SpottedPanda]

I chose to die and it was nothing personal.

 

[Isadeth]

Protect my boys, they're the reason I stayed this long.

 

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

Happiness at last!

 

[_The_End_]

'"World you owe me an apology'"

 

[WeepingWillow]

non serviam

 

[Theresa Riot]

I aspire to be like my great grandmother. She took a bunch of sleeping pills when she was 83 and left a note that said "I'm tired of kissing asses." She ended up living because my grandmother (her daughter in law) found her and took her to the hospital. I think my note might say something like "Fuck all y'all."

 

[Philosykos]

Actually thinking of ending my note with this sentence; it may be corny but it describes my feelings kind of perfectly:

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.

 

[faraway_beach]

Loved it! I might steal this one

That's from Milton's Paradise Lost, isn't it?

My note would be: I have an 'interesting case' of cancer, an autopsy might be worthwhile.

 

[Lunarhour]

Didn't feel like drinking in the beer in the fridge so you guys can have it. Mr Skittles and Pickles (the neighbors cats) are buried at Farlem's farm behind the pig pen. Those fuckers always shat on my porch, i just couldn't take the smell anymore...they had to go. I also cooked K-O's parrot taco or nemo or whatever the fuck it was named and i fed it to K-O, she thought it was delicious so i don't think she will press charges. Anyways, i know you guys where breathing down my neck ever since i dispatched those lil' kitties so as you can see i can't do that kinda time like a sucka'...Sorry i'm out of donuts. (To authorities)

 

[Deleted member 17949]

"life is cringe lol"

Fuck saying anything meaningful. It should be pretty obvious why I hate myself.