
offbeat
Chemist
- Apr 17, 2023
- 20
I hope I was a good son mom.The tin horns finally got me
I hope I was a good son mom.
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I hope I was a good son mom.The tin horns finally got me
'please forget about me'"I'm going back."
Hi what's your preferred method?"Good taste should not be wasted; help yourself to everything."
(to my husband's new wife)
Hi, perishing-at-sea.Hi what's your preferred method?
I don't think that's possible because your body is gonna come to the shore at some point, for real what is your preferred method?Hi, perishing-at-sea.
I don't think that's possible because your body is gonna come to the shore at some point, for real what is your preferred method?
That's cool, let us know before doing it!I'm for real! I'm jumping off a cruise ship. (balcony suite)
Damn, that's an oddly classy way to go.I'm for real! I'm jumping off a cruise ship. (balcony suite)
That's cool, let us know before doing it!
Damn, that's an oddly classy way to go.
I have made itNext month, I'm scheduled for inpatient care. I've never been before, so I'll give it a chance. In any case, I'm getting a funeral-at-sea. If I ctb, I may as well perish-at-sea. It comes quite naturally to me.
Have you made a choice, or are you still deliberating?