damienlerone03
reject humanity, return to monke
- May 5, 2024
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I've been asked this a LOT and if this name a reference to the director of the Terrifier films. To all you Terrifier film fans, i'm sorry to disappoint but it isn't. keep reading though because you'll get a good fucking laugh outta the real backstory.
So back in highschool, around 9th grade or so me and my friends were sitting together thinking of quick ways to make money. Not cuz we needed it but just cuz we were bored. Now i just wanted to say we are all good boys and would never rob or something. No no robbing is bad
Anyways so we were thinking and I had a crazy idea. I decided to go onto the hub and make an account on there. My goal was to post videos on there because i head you get $20 per video (which i think is a lie now but back then i believed it). Now no i was not going to be a porn star as a 9th grader thats a tad illegal. I was actually going to upload videos of me playing minecraft videos on there because I know people actually do that and get away with it. So me and my friends hopped on a call late at night and created the persona: Damien Lerone.
Damien Lerone was an F boy from Seoul, Korea but lived in montreal. His day job was a calisthenics workout instructor as he was super strong and lean and super hot and all. But his night job? He was known as the infamous redstoner of the hub
For those of you who don't know minecraft, redstone is used for wiring and making machinery. So I was going to upload tutorials on how to make redstone contraptions. His likes were like doing redstone on the hub and his dislikes was learning about geometry in school cuz at that time we were doing geometry in math.
The problem? I was a minor!!! and you actually need to show ID and everything to make an account. My baby self did not have any of that so as a last solution I went online and went onto google images and search "ID" or something. For like 2 hours I was submitting random photos of IDs on google images onto the hub hoping and praying one will work. Just before I was about to give up... it WORKED!!! I was so happy and was telling all my friends that we can actually do this.
EXCEPTTTTT THERE WAS ANOTHER PROBLEMMMM. This whole thing was a big fat joke to me and I wasn't actually planning on uploading these videos so when i made the account I just spammed a random password and didn't save it. I got logged out because I was doing all of this in an incognito tab and thus Damien Lerone is now lost in the servers of pornhub, forever traveling as a free soul.
Damien Lerone is an inside joke between my friends but someone spread word of him once and he actually became a hot topic in school and every laughed at it it cuz it was so funny. We joke about him from time to time and that I "killed" him because I forgot the password.
Then, to honor his memory, I started using Damien Lerone as an alter persona on the internet when I don't want to be recognized.
I hope you had a good laugh at my backstory its pretty funny.
Oh by the way, me and my friends made an AI of Damien Lerone and this is what we put for his backstory:
I'm a aesthetic calisthenics coach during the day, but at night... I am THE famous Minecraft Redstone tutorial guy on the hub. I am an F boy from Korea but I live up in Montreal Canada. I get turned on by passing option ii geometry freshman summer and get turned off by taking geometry sophomore year. I am super rich and everyone loves me because I am super hot.
I was born July 9th, 2002
So back in highschool, around 9th grade or so me and my friends were sitting together thinking of quick ways to make money. Not cuz we needed it but just cuz we were bored. Now i just wanted to say we are all good boys and would never rob or something. No no robbing is bad
Anyways so we were thinking and I had a crazy idea. I decided to go onto the hub and make an account on there. My goal was to post videos on there because i head you get $20 per video (which i think is a lie now but back then i believed it). Now no i was not going to be a porn star as a 9th grader thats a tad illegal. I was actually going to upload videos of me playing minecraft videos on there because I know people actually do that and get away with it. So me and my friends hopped on a call late at night and created the persona: Damien Lerone.Damien Lerone was an F boy from Seoul, Korea but lived in montreal. His day job was a calisthenics workout instructor as he was super strong and lean and super hot and all. But his night job? He was known as the infamous redstoner of the hub
For those of you who don't know minecraft, redstone is used for wiring and making machinery. So I was going to upload tutorials on how to make redstone contraptions. His likes were like doing redstone on the hub and his dislikes was learning about geometry in school cuz at that time we were doing geometry in math.The problem? I was a minor!!!
and you actually need to show ID and everything to make an account. My baby self did not have any of that so as a last solution I went online and went onto google images and search "ID" or something. For like 2 hours I was submitting random photos of IDs on google images onto the hub hoping and praying one will work. Just before I was about to give up... it WORKED!!! I was so happy and was telling all my friends that we can actually do this.EXCEPTTTTT THERE WAS ANOTHER PROBLEMMMM. This whole thing was a big fat joke to me and I wasn't actually planning on uploading these videos so when i made the account I just spammed a random password and didn't save it. I got logged out because I was doing all of this in an incognito tab and thus Damien Lerone is now lost in the servers of pornhub, forever traveling as a free soul.
Damien Lerone is an inside joke between my friends but someone spread word of him once and he actually became a hot topic in school and every laughed at it it cuz it was so funny. We joke about him from time to time and that I "killed" him because I forgot the password.
Then, to honor his memory, I started using Damien Lerone as an alter persona on the internet when I don't want to be recognized.
I hope you had a good laugh at my backstory its pretty funny.
Oh by the way, me and my friends made an AI of Damien Lerone and this is what we put for his backstory:
I'm a aesthetic calisthenics coach during the day, but at night... I am THE famous Minecraft Redstone tutorial guy on the hub. I am an F boy from Korea but I live up in Montreal Canada. I get turned on by passing option ii geometry freshman summer and get turned off by taking geometry sophomore year. I am super rich and everyone loves me because I am super hot.
I was born July 9th, 2002
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