Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[felka123]

Get your life perfectly in order, get selected to be astronaut, and take off your helmet on a spacewalk.

 

[dissident]

Using the excuse of killing others to get killed in the crossfire

 

[Mocon33]

Sit in an ordinary lawn chair, tied to the ground. Now attach several hundred helium balloons. Cut your tether and float up to an altitude incompatible with life.

 

[Unending]

Drown yourself by sticking your head in a puddle of water.

 

[settheory]

Intravenous moldy bread smoothie injection.

 

[lukas19]

cutting your wrists with a plastic knife

 

[jodes2]

Stabbing yourself in the groin with the wide end of a wooden spoon

 

[Skullinthewoods]

Flicking the 'off' switch located on that part of your back you can't quite reach.

 

[Sparr0w]

feed a bunch of seagulls regularly so that they come to expect/demand food then attach several pieces of bread (not enough to feed all the seagulls) to ur nude body, causing the seagulls to fight over the bread and/or attack you and leave your nude, slowly bleeding out and probably bruised body on the concrete.

 

[jodes2]

Choke on peanuts by seeing how many you can stuff in your mouth and up your nose

 

[catowice]

Engaging in homosexual activities in Saudi Arabia

 

[Scythe]

Summon satan and tell him to kill you. Get Charon to fare you across styx.
Go on a date with the reaper.

 

[jodes2]

Get naked and stick your willy into a hornet's nest

 

[Unending]

Fire sn out of a cannon into your mouth

 

[jodes2]

Make pro-life comments to every post on SS and give your address. Eventually someone will come and kill you

 

[Abyssopelagic]

fall in love with the infamous benadryl hatman and take so many throughout your passionate affair that your liver just gives out entirely

 

[jodes2]

Go to prison and tell everyone you're a pedophile and will look for their kids once you're out. You won't survive a week

 

[The Eeyorish One]

Being smothered by thousands of super soft and huggable plushies piled on top of you.

 

[ilovecats]

Hug a bear

 

[Murasa]

"Hey Monkey's Paw, I want to die"

 

[jodes2]

Shove pencils up your nose then ram them home on a table

 

[Murasa]

Sell your soul to as many spectral beings as possible, they will all fight over it.

 

[IndyAna]

hold your breath

 

[jodes2]

OD on caffeine

 

[TransMagical]

Just sit at a bus stop, and wait for a bus to come, and if they ask for your ticket, say you forgot it.
shank the driver
Then start driving the bus
Then drive it onto s cruise ship thats heading to anywhere in Eurasia (continent of Europe and Asia)
Drive off the cruise ship
And into Chernobyl
And there, you caught "the bus", are going to die, and caught severe radiation and probably a warrant for your arrest

 

[jodes2]

Get a sex change, go to Saudi Arabia and walk around naked shouting I'm gay, there is no god!

 

[SeeminglyFine]

Convince the psychiatrist to give you an extra deep lobotomy and to pretend the ice-pick is a stick shift with 7 gears then drive

 

[jodes2]

Send all mods and admins on Reddit death threats and see if anyone tries to kill you first

 

[Sulyya]

Drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

 

[incorporationated]

Die from stuffing bananas into your mouth and choking on them until you can no longer breathe or spit them out, the bananas go down your throat forcefully and overload your stomach, causing it to bubble up and explode.
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