Discussion What Your Method Says About You

[BeansOfRequirement]

Decided to make a buzzfeed-esque pop-psych garbage "this is you" thing since it sounded funny in my head. Please add your own in this thread.

1. Nembutal: You have perfectionistic tendencies and love helping others.

2. SN: You're careful and have social anxiety.

3. Full suspension hanging: You're lonely and determined.

4. Partial suspension hanging: You're scared, doubtful and care deeply about others.

5. Firearms; You're honest and suffer from ptsd.

6. Drowning: You're scatterbrained and hyperactive.

7. Gas: You're methodical and calm, people rely on you for support.

8. Blades: You're unstable and people never catch you backing down from a challenge.

9. Fall damage: You show even less emotion than you feel, often finding yourself wondering if what you're feeling is a fabrication or not.

10. Train / car crash / miscellaneous collision: Hard-headed and bad at listening, but good at telling stories.

11. OD: You're good at making friends but bad at keeping them, you don't like emotionally charged situations.

12. Water overdose / oxygen overdose / high altitude / hypothermia / dehydration / devour mom's medicine cabinet: You're 12.

 

[Mentalmick]

13. Fire: Your mental.

 

[Makko]

14. Poison hemlock: you're a romantic dreamer.

 

[Shadowrider]

15. Yew poisoning: you are into Viking romantic things and your fave Vanic deity is Vuldr.
16. Night night: you are secretive, emotional and have a very high practical intelligence.

 

[Umbreon]

17. Drop hanging/decapitation: You love the medieval times and/or bungee jumping

 

[Celerity]

I appreciate the effort you put into this. Alas, I don't have PTSD. I just like having numbers on my side.

I think my best match here personality-wise is OD.

18. Polymethod: You're determined, and you don't leave important shit to chance. Ironically, you'd make an amazing safety or compliance officer.

 

[restforeternity]

19. Starvation: masochistic?

 

[nolongerhuman]

20. Bleach: You exhibit severe self-loathing

 

[Lucien]

21. Jousting without armour: Poetic, loves a spectacle, owns handerkchiefs with own initials on them, their sword has a name. Also hates goblins, witches, evil sorcerers, cruel kings, cholera, plague, STDs and dying from a small cut.

 

[Makko]

22. Suicide by cop: subtle, manipulative, ambitious, enjoys cloak-and-dagger novels.

 

[Carrotcake]

23. Self-inflicted lobotomy: chaotic evil

 

[TessB]

24. Death by immersion into molten metal: you're moody, intense, asexual and into guns and leather. Also you're a cyborg.

 

[Chemicalcastration20]

13. Fire: Your mental.

13. Fire: Your mental.

Someone did that around my way a few weeks back, set themselves on fire in there car.. They burnt alive.

 

[Mentalmick]

24. Death by immersion into molten metal: you're moody, intense, asexual and into guns and leather. Also you're a cyborg.

A Chinese steel worker did that the other day.

 

[TessB]

A Chinese steel worker did that the other day.

Blimey

 

[Celerity]

Someone did that around my way a few weeks back, set themselves on fire in there car.. They burnt alive.

I knew of a kid who did this on campus at my alma mater. I just can't imagine self-immolation as a method. His regret had to be immediate. Poor kid.

Blimey

I figured you were inspired by the story, no?

 

[Symbiote]

Electrocution: These people are believed to have electric personalities and use shock humor as entertainment. You were often quiet, yet spontaneous and combust easily.

 

[Makko]

24. Death by immersion into molten metal: you're moody, intense, asexual and into guns and leather. Also you're a cyborg.

Hello from the comfy thread.

 

[Chemicalcastration20]

Someone did that around my way a few weeks back, set themselves on fire in there car.. They burnt alive.

Was in the news, the villagers were all looking at this car that was on fire.. Not anyone was aware there was a body in there, they all saw it though when the fire engine put the flames out.

 

[Lucien]

26. 5G tower devil radiowaves: Wouldn't wear the tinfoil hat.

 

[Mentalmick]

27. Supernova. You're a God.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

28. Death by deadlift: you are based.

Jón Páll Sigmarsson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Makko]

29. Explosives: you're a witch/wizard.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

29. Explosives: you're a witch/wizard.

Guess you should've waited until it was #30.

 

[TessB]

I knew of a kid who did this on campus at my alma mater. I just can't imagine self-immolation as a method. His regret had to be immediate. Poor kid.

I figured you were inspired by the story, no?

I was inspired by Terminator 2

 

[Lucien]

30. Not SK8-ing: You take dumb slogans very seriously. You secretly hate old people more than they hate you for disturbing their walk in the park. 'Ride or Die' sounds more badass you bitterly suspect but already got the paintjob. Your custom board will be possessed by your spirit and injure those who try to ride you.

 

[Mendex]

31. Putting your head inside of a microwave: You're a psychokinetic and you know what other people but your weakness is plugging the controller 1 in the port 2,

 

[Shu]

ooooookay

 

[Manaaja]

"4. Partial suspension hanging: You're scared, doubtful and care deeply about others."

Hey, hey, hey, no mindreading! Why the hell did that match my personality perfectly?! Pretty sus if I dare say.