Weirdest and most inappropriate online ads you've come across

[Custos]

The weirdest and most inappropriate ads I've ever seen was an ad for a Russian mail order bride and, I'm not joking, an intercontinental ballistic missile from an Israeli government website.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Recently I got this weird ad for some sort of AI furry things that featured a bunch of sexy anthropomorphic animals doing sexual things...

There was also one time when I got this ad that featured an ant getting raped by a wasp.

 

[GlassMoon]

There were these ads from Temu for artificial lips, supposedly for parties. But they looked really weird...

 

[avoid]

Straight up porn ads on websites with a target audience of children, except these websites were mostly illegal so I guess it was to be expected. As a teen I watched cartoons on websites that hosted loads of exclusively animated movies and series illegally. Every webpage on that website had one of those transparent layers on top of the normal content that when you click anywhere on the screen, it would open a porn website in a new tab, or gambling website, or pay-to-win MMORPG, or random scams. You had to click because you needed to browse to your series and click the start button of the episode. This was over a decade ago and before I knew about adblockers.

Though this happened back then, and nowadays I never see any such ads anymore except for on website with a clear target audience of adults.

 

[Saturn_]

Ads? What ads? I have adblockers on both my computer and my phone.

 

[Custos]

Straight up porn ads on websites with a target audience of children, except these websites were mostly illegal so I guess it was to be expected. As a teen I watched cartoons on websites that hosted loads of exclusively animated movies and series illegally. Every webpage on that website had one of those transparent layers on top of the normal content that when you click anywhere on the screen, it would open a porn website in a new tab, or gambling website, or pay-to-win MMORPG, or random scams. You had to click because you needed to browse to your series and click the start button of the episode. This was over a decade ago and before I knew about adblockers.

Though this happened back then, and nowadays I never see any such ads anymore except for on website with a clear target audience of adults.

Those are not really ads though.

 

[Pluto]

 

[EternalShore]

I need my computer and operating system and stuff to look like that again~ >_< aaaaaaaa

 

[encore]

incredibly dystopian to go outside and see ads for army recruitment. im talking huge billboards full of this stuff, bragging about how "cool" and "manly" it is to die for your country, as well as detailing just how well you are going to be paid and how much you can help your family.

 

[Custos]

incredibly dystopian to go outside and see ads for army recruitment. im talking huge billboards full of this stuff, bragging about how "cool" and "manly" it is to die for your country, as well as detailing just how well you are going to be paid and how much you can help your family.

Are morals objective? Is created law a parallel to sin? Is one who kills subjectively under hive condonation any different to one who kills under hive condemnation? Those so called "heroes" or those that "kill for their country" are no different to murders. State funded hitmen. This is a bit off topic, but it reminds me of the utterly disgraceful film, American Sniper.

 

[Electra]

Found you!

 

[FoxSauce]

Those games ads that gets all inappropriate like with farts and such super weird

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Recently I got this weird ad for some sort of AI furry things that featured a bunch of sexy anthropomorphic animals doing sexual things.

Guys, I came across it again! Help!

Also, why is this dog person engaged in criminal activity? Like WTF?!

 

[legoshi]

I got a temu lingerie ad on my phone on YouTube. It shows a woman's butt. It's highly inappropriate for a YouTube ad.

 

[SVEN]

Guys, I came across it again! Help!
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Also, why is this dog person engaged in criminal activity? Like WTF?!

Help you say ... no way José, on this one you're on your own m8, sorry.
If this is the type of targeted ad which being a Jester (eviscerated or otherwise) gets you, I'm glad ever so I'm just practising.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Help you say ... no way José, on this one you're on your own m8, sorry.
If this is the type of targeted ad which being a Jester (eviscerated or otherwise) gets you, I'm glad ever so I'm just practising.

Being a jester shouldn't mean that life gets to taunt me. I'm going to hunt down the bastards who created that ad and kill them myself, with or without your help.

 

[Namelesa]

I am loving seeing this continued character dynamic between @EvisceratedJester and @SVEN learning to be a jester from her

 

[SVEN]

Being a jester shouldn't mean that life gets to taunt me. I'm going to hunt down the bastards who created that ad and kill them myself, with or without your help.

In that case, I'm your guy sis. I got your (online) back.

I am loving seeing this continued character dynamic between @EvisceratedJester and @SVEN learning to be a jester from her

In fairness to EJ, she is entirely innocent in my ongoing search to achieve Jesterhood. Her "what else could I be but a Jester" resonated with me and let me know of the existence of The Garden. From there my solitary pilgrimage has continued.
I'm not sure that being a Jester can be "learnt" so much as transmogrified into ... though pig bladder skills are possibly demonstratable to would be apprentices.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

In that case, I'm your guy sis. I got your (online) back.

Yeah! Let's go murder that bastard! Then we can get ice cream afterwards!

 

[ushina_mashi]

Mobile game ads are the worst, what got me was one where you're supposed to cut open pregnant woman's corpse

 

[SVEN]

Yeah! Let's go murder that bastard! Then we can get ice cream afterwards!

Icey cream absolutely, following Pizza, maybe not so muchly. Truly you lead me into dark, forbidden pathways.
I'll kill him with hammers !