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falling_snow

falling_snow

Mage
Aug 9, 2023
527
i would love to eat wood. it just looks so munchable
 
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dragonofenvy

dragonofenvy

Wizard
Oct 8, 2023
674
At a factory job metal shavings would be gathered in these big pots and they were as fine as sand. For some reason, I had this weird desire to eat it even though for obvious reasons it'd be terrible.
 
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psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
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I have been waiting for this question

bar of soap, wax melts, lava lamp wax, toilet cleaning gels, rocks, crystals, smooth pebbles, batteries, Canadian coin with the lady in the center, lotion, body butter, lubricant, hair gel, glue sticks, slime, putty, adhesive for diamond painting hobby, contents of a snow globe, tiny umbrellas for drinks/sandwiches, WD-40, various liquids for vehicles, etc.
 
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dragonofenvy

dragonofenvy

Wizard
Oct 8, 2023
674
I would eat that, but i dont think it would be that bad, right?
Well, if you want your esophagus and stomach lining cut up then I guess it wouldn't be that bad.
 
falling_snow

falling_snow

Mage
Aug 9, 2023
527
I have been waiting for this question

bar of soap, wax melts, lava lamp wax, toilet cleaning gels, rocks, crystals, smooth pebbles, batteries, Canadian coin with the lady in the center, lotion, body butter, lubricant, hair gel, glue sticks, slime, putty, adhesive for diamond painting hobby, contents of a snow globe, tiny umbrellas for drinks/sandwiches, etc.
if i eat soap, do i get bubbly? that would be cool
i would drink a snow globe, like crash it and drink it like those tiktok videos of a guy drinking unheavenly amounts of water with chia seeds in it
i swallowed one once. hospital :(
 
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psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,611
if i eat soap, do i get bubbly? that would be cool
yeah that would be cool reminds me of this guy from SpongeBob


also it would be cool because maybe you could get bubble transportation powers or infinite bubble blowing abilities for entertainment so instead is making balloon animals with balloons you could just do stuff like that but with bubbles or even preserve or capture things in them
 
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4am

4am

there’s nothing for you (it/its)
Dec 14, 2023
3,329
i would love to eat wood. it just looks so munchable
termites be like


i think glass would be cool to eat, like imagine how crunchy it would be, a pane of glass would be like a big ass dorito chip
 
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Sad_Autistic_boy_101

Sad_Autistic_boy_101

When I die, you'll love me.
Nov 19, 2019
456
I may approach this differently in that I have 16 diagnosed allergies and 4 that I've not been tested for. ;-;;-;. So I would really love to try a snickers or a reeses pieces cup.. I've wondered what nuts and peanuts actually taste like but I'm anaphylaxis to them. Or fish fingers/ fish and chips. I'd love to be able to try them from a chip shop.

Other than that things like crystals, the ASMR chalk videos, Lego, soap, dice. Anything with a good cronch 😋
 
Unhumanly.

Unhumanly.

Human(less) - already quit life
Feb 24, 2023
372
detergent

I've stupidly attempted with it

And oh another one, that jelly marble things that was small but grow big in water, look eatable, I'd imagine it's jelly crunchy
 
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Silent Raindrops

Silent Raindrops

The Darkness Awaits Me
Feb 3, 2024
263
Tide pods
 
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DarkRange55

DarkRange55

I am Skynet
Oct 15, 2023
1,950
My friend in grade school ate paper constantly but switched to gum.
There is a condition for eating hair - trichotillomania (hair-pulling disorder) or pica (eating non-food items).

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unrest

unrest

Member
Jun 3, 2023
76
i want to eat tires, gasoline, sharpies, anything related to motor works!
 
sserafim

sserafim

they say it's darkest of all before the dawn
Sep 13, 2023
9,012
My friend in grade school ate paper constantly but switched to gum.
There is a condition for eating hair - trichotillomania (hair-pulling disorder) or pica (eating non-food items).

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"Grade school" 🤣