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LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

Finding Happiness and Helping Others!
Dec 31, 2022
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Hey!

Is anyone willing to type something really ridiculous? I could use a good laugh…

Sorry for the odd request lol
 
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Enlighten

Enlighten

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Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??
 
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LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

Finding Happiness and Helping Others!
Dec 31, 2022
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Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??
This is a good one!

Thank you lol
 
LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

Finding Happiness and Helping Others!
Dec 31, 2022
30
Okay cool, but what is your move??
Here's a true story. I'm not sure how silly it is but I hope it works.

A few weeks ago I stopped over by the washroom outside a lecture hall at my university.

As I was using the urinal I kept hearing a squeak of a stall door, despite me being the only one there.

As I was over by the sink I continued to hear the squeak, and quickly turned to check one last time.

Turns out I wasn't alone, and some dude was sitting with the stall door wide open, pants down and everything. Supposedly out of toilet paper, just staring.

Really had to try hard not to laugh.
 
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Abandoned Character

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achb

achb

I am Clive
Oct 23, 2023
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something really silly
 
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cryone

cryone

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dolphins get high off of pufferfish.

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Levia@than

Levia@than

They/Them
Dec 20, 2023
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As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.
 
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LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

Finding Happiness and Helping Others!
Dec 31, 2022
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As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.
Very silly! Thank you and merry Christmas!!
 
leloyon

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I'll see you in the Wired.
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Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.
boyle-straw-hat.png

CCTV-footage-of-three-suspects-dressed-as-Smurfs.jpg

https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200518154025-watermelon-head-louisiana-arrested.jpg

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TheLastGreySky

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Nov 24, 2023
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Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.
 
LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

Finding Happiness and Helping Others!
Dec 31, 2022
30
Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.
boyle-straw-hat.png

CCTV-footage-of-three-suspects-dressed-as-Smurfs.jpg

https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200518154025-watermelon-head-louisiana-arrested.jpg

thumb_640x640_00002_1670352586_7403.jpg
So so good!!
Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.
😳😳😳








Lmao
Thank you all! And merry Christmas!!!!
 
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LunarLynx

Just a lost spirit searching freedom
Dec 18, 2023
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merry christmas !!
I don't know if you can qualify this as silly, but during middle school I dated a girl, and in highschool I dated another girl. Both of them were bisexual when I dated them. I learn a few days ago that they are now together, It make me laugh !
 
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koro

koro

この夢は本当に嫌います。
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