TOILET PAPER MEGATHREAD

[Ghost2211]

I live dangerously, only 4 roles at home

Almost time to get a bidet!

 

[foxdie]

Almost time to get a bidet!

Bidets truly are the way to go. Whoever invented TP should be tried for crimes against humanity

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I used to have a bidet once. It was...er...fun?

 

[NumbItAll]

I've been using a bidet for years. You can get one for around $40 and attach it to an existing toilet. Toilet paper is barbaric.

 

[Ghost2211]

I used to have a bidet once. It was...er...fun?

I've never tried it. They seem like they would be surprising.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I've never tried it. They seem like they would be surprising.

There is an emoticon on here that sums it up wonderfully:

 

[Bigpink]

People feel powerless so just trying to manage their anxiety. Human race is absurd.

 

[BitterlyAlive_]

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Also: human nature. Even the most reasonable person who considers others, will stockpile if they feel there is a shortage and they will have to do without if they don't make sure they have what they need.
What is irresponsible imo is the press running stories about empty shelves, adding to the panic, just so they can get ONE story, thus causing the panic they are reporting about.
Oh and the arseholes who bulk buy commodities then flog them on ebay for a 1,000% markup.
LOL society is collapsing but it's fine as long as we make a profit.
Rome is burning but that's alright...

 

[Bigpink]

Agree, never pass up an opportunity to cash in on hard times. Various cronies and consultants being given generous contracts for PPE etc

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Agree, never pass up an opportunity to cash in on hard times. Various cronies and consultants being given generous contracts for PPE etc

Never let a good crisis go to waste. That is the motto of the British government.

 

[Nymph]

We have the Japanese toilet seat bidet thingy with all the buttons on the side. I tried it a few times but I find it really uh uncomfortable

 

[UiopQwerty]

I always use this. Attached to the basin...