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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Fortunately they had a back order for more superior robots arriving the next day, which run on solar power and charge while working through the day so can work 24.7 without stopping to charge.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
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Unfortunately, the robots are made from blood diamonds, parts mined by slave children in third world countries ruled by warlords.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
2,910
Fortunately this country is a safe haven for the abused where they are reunited with family and can live a happy life together and there are plenty of high paying manufacturing and engineering jobs where they used there own diamonds to run the robots.
 
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puppy9

puppy9

au revoir
Jun 13, 2019
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Unfortunately they need to be sterilized to be granted access
 
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Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Fortunately the pharmaceutical company cut costs and only tested it for 3 months so passed it but after 3 months you are normal again.
 
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puppy9

au revoir
Jun 13, 2019
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Unfortunately the big pharma caught on it and lobbied the government to use their big surveillance data to nabbed them and force sterilise them with the help of their strong allies with a proven permanent method.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Fortunately, now that they're sterilized they can finally get in.