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- Dec 22, 2023
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Sanctioned StaffelIm new here so my brain still automatically registers "SS" as the other controversial SS lmao
Im new here so my brain still automatically registers "SS" as the other controversial SS lmao
*door bursts open*
FREEZE! THIS IS A ROBBERY, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD FUCKERS!
*half of the bar does nothing*
*the other half stands up and either spreads their arms to give me a clear shot, or gestures for me to shoot them in the head*
... *puts down gun and sits down* fuck it, can i get a vodka?
...I'll take the clean glass and dirty smile. No one smiles at me much in any sort of way, so it won't make much difference to me at this juncture.*As the Bartender*
*Spits in glass, rubs with a nasty, discolored rag*
You want a dirty glass and a clean smile, or a clean glass and a dirty smile? And yes, one costs much more than the other.
...I'll take the clean glass and dirty smile. No one smiles at me much in any sort of way, so it won't make much difference to me at this juncture.
...y'know what? Sure, thanks. This is the nicest thing anyone's done for me in at least a year.Wow, that's uh... that's... well, even though you picked the more expensive option... this one's on the house!
Is Grey Goose okay?
...y'know what? Sure, thanks. This is the nicest thing anyone's done for me in at least a year.
...do I get to shoot something?
...I wasn't gonna, but I'm not totally opposed to shooting myself if things go pear-shaped.Yes.
Wait, hang on...
NOT yourself, got it? (Cripes, why did I open a D&D starting location pub in SaSu?)
And my response to your picture:
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(I couldn't put that here, because it's NSFW.)
Ah, no, don't mind me, robbery's been called off. I'd threaten to shoot you but it seems no one values their life here, and that proves to me enough that I'm in good company, at least, so I'd feel bad if I tried to rob you at this rate.....I know there's a robbery happening above me... but I'll take some Jägermeister!!!!
Alright, I don't get this reference, ima be real. "The Zone" I Binged it and the first thing that came up was a Jewish Sleep Camp in NY, and I can't, I just can't see Jewish Camp in a search result and keep the tab open......I wasn't gonna, but I'm not totally opposed to shooting myself if things go pear-shaped.
In any case, that would be rather bad for business, unless I was immortal. Then again, there's no evidence that I'm not.
Also, wait, D&D? Is this not The Zone?!
As in The Zone from Roadside Picnic/Stalker (the Tarkovsky film)/S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (the vidja)Alright, I don't get this reference, ima be real. "The Zone" I Binged it and the first thing that came up was a Jewish Sleep Camp in NY, and I can't, I just can't see Jewish Camp in a search result and keep the tab open...