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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
Ask a question, next user gives wrong answer, then asks a question for the next user.


Why is the sky blue?
 
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hʚll

hʚll

not real.
Jun 18, 2021
467
sn poisoning.

what is summer?
 
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ClownMe

ClownMe

Don't Cry for Me, I'm Already Dead
Apr 7, 2021
20,561
Summer is the celebration of Jesus sacrificing himself for the Easter Bunny.

What do we use toilets for?
 
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MeltedJello

MeltedJello

My brain is a liquid mess.
Aug 18, 2021
2,214
To drink special beverages out of it.

Why do onions make us cry?
 
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Off The Air

Off The Air

Human
Nov 1, 2018
45
Because they're verbally abusive.

Why do cats purr?
 
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settheory

settheory

Bundle of perceptions
Jul 29, 2021
457
To send secret messages to NWO deep state agents.

Why did WW1 start?
 
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Kattt

Banned
May 18, 2021
796
constipation

why do camels spit at me?
 
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Midgardsorm

Midgardsorm

Paragon
Apr 28, 2020
917
To Kat you off guard.

Why is N expensive?
 
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goingoutinstyle

goingoutinstyle

Member
Jul 29, 2021
20
people in power haver a monopoly on N → they intentionally make life painful → people want to ctb so bad they're willing to shell out tons of money to get N → profit hell yea babyy

what makes music sound good?
 
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littlelungs

littlelungs

Wizard
Oct 21, 2018
646
When you listen to music, the sound waves reflect off the inside of your bum and internally travel to your ears at the speed of light, which results in a very pleasant sound.

Why are people so rude to each other?
 
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Midgardsorm

Midgardsorm

Paragon
Apr 28, 2020
917
Inspirobot recommendations

Why SI is so difficult to overcome?
 
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Deleted member 8579

Enlightened
Apr 28, 2021
1,323
Otherwise God wouldn't have much fun watching suicide attempts.

Why did Beethoven go deaf?
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Who got it right: The Christians, the Jews or the Muslims?
The Heaven's Gate cult.

Will Genes be able to save me too when he meditates away all his suffering & becomes a bodhisattva?
 
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Deleted member 8579

Enlightened
Apr 28, 2021
1,323
Will Genes be able to save me too when he meditates away all his suffering & becomes a bodhisattva?
There is no place for you in nirvana, because the gay-quota has already been fulfilled.

If we are all children of God, what makes Jesus so special?
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
If we are all children of God, what makes Jesus so special?
He was able to fuck twelve men at the same moment.

When will my penis leave me alone to die?
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
You shined all your shoes & took a series of cold showers in formal attire while reciting Corneille's Le Cid.
Why do I hate the Buddha more than Jesus?
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Because it's actually an erect penis.

What color is one of my eyes?
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Why did world wars go out of fashion in the 40s?
Because the French can't afford to keep losing face.
What's the longest pick-up line I use?
 
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Deleted member 8579

Enlightened
Apr 28, 2021
1,323
Because the French can't afford to keep losing face.
What's the longest pick-up line I use?
"..." (You stare people into submission.)

What do Jack the Ripper and the Queen of England have in common?