jane78flower
Student
- Mar 2, 2025
- 168
Okay so what if I lay down in front of a steamroller/concrete layer thing specifically let it get my head first? Success rate? Comments? AFAIK Everyone who has been crushed by one has died.
pauly369
Dying Inside.
- Mar 16, 2025
- 161
I seriously doubt that anyone would survive getting run over by one of those things.
FishRain3469
Specialist
- Mar 12, 2025
- 338
Very true, sounds like it would be Night night... Game over. Unless something crazy happens and the driver notices you, takes a weird turn, or something. Never really Know until you're in the moment/ situation.
escape_from_hell
Arcanist
- Feb 22, 2024
- 451
Success rate would have to be very high.
The only hiccup might be going over the balls of steel you'd need to do it.
The only hiccup might be going over the balls of steel you'd need to do it.
ForeverCaHa
Heartbroken Welshman
- Feb 16, 2025
- 441
I imagine this would have a 100% success rate. Good luck organising it though. I think I'd have more luck sourcing cyanide than a steamroller 
I once posted about a steamroller driver in Italy who put his machine in gear, ran in front of it, laid down, and let it crush him to death. This was 1947. Giuseppe Dolce.
