Sasu staff vs members counting game

[darksouls]

85

 

[leloyon]

86

 

[The Actual Devil]

eh, if they're ending up in the Abrahamic form of Heaven, they must be truly deserving of Hell, considering they managed to please the Abrahamic God.
Anyway, something just occurred to me, actually. A murderer once wrote in his journal that he'd be moshing in Hell. Does Hell really have a mosh pit?

Well, there's really two types of people that end up here: Genuinely evil Ones (think: red armbands & hats, white hoods, etc.), and they get the pain spikes; and then there's people that just didn't kiss enough ass, who I hide away in the secret 10th layer of Peace and Parties.
Oh, and I sorta fibbed about not checking the paperwork first--sometimes I just like to do a little trolling.
And WKYK? Amazing! Rip to Trevor Moore

87

 

[leloyon]

88

Well, there's really two types of people that end up here: Genuinely evil Ones (think: red armbands & hats, white hoods, etc.), and they get the pain spikes; and then there's people that just didn't kiss enough ass, who I hide away in the secret 10th layer of Peace and Parties.

Fair enough.
I'd ask if you could sneak me into the tenth layer, but honestly I'd rather just be a demon. Maybe become one of Lilith's daughters or something. I saw a girl on /x/ who became one.

Oh, and I sorta fibbed about not checking the paperwork first--sometimes I just like to do a little trolling.

And WKYK? Amazing! Rip to Trevor Moore

RIP. My favourite one was the sniper one, or the "it's illegal to say..." one.

 

[Namelesa]

89

 

[leloyon]

90

 

[The Actual Devil]

"It's Illegal to Say..." lives rent-free in my head. I wonder if they still hold meetings under the Brooklyn Bridge at midnight on Fridays?
91

 

[leloyon]

Yeah, we still meet up, but it's every other Friday now.
92

 

[The Actual Devil]

93
When I show up:
"Sic! semper! ...Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
Like I'm Ash Williams or smth

 

[leloyon]

94
*sigh* You can just say it in English if you want... "thus always to tyrants"...

 

[The Actual Devil]

It's for the best. Things tend to...materialize...when I speak Latin.
95

 

[leloyon]

96
Speaking of which, wouldn't it just be easier for us to summon you there? Wouldn't even need the password if we summon you.

 

[The Actual Devil]

97
Ok, but it gets...weird.
It looks like being dissolved in acid, but in reverse. Tickles a little.
Need something to cover up the sulphur smell. NOT sage!

 

[leloyon]

98
That sounds fucking metal actually, I'm gonna summon you just cuz I wanna see what that looks like

 

[The Actual Devil]

I'll bring pizza!
What toppings do you like?
99

 

[Karera]

One hundred.

 

[The Actual Devil]

 

[Redacted24]

102

 

[The Actual Devil]

103

 

[Redacted24]

104

 

[The Actual Devil]

105

 

[Redacted24]

106

 

[The Actual Devil]

107

 

[Namelesa]

108

 

[The Actual Devil]

109

 

[leloyon]

110

I'll bring pizza!
What toppings do you like?

I just have plain margherita pizza.
Though I have been curious to try anchovy pizza, none of the pizza places around here have anchovies.

 

[The Actual Devil]

111
I'll bring a marg and a NYC-style pie with cheese and anchovies.
I unironically love anchovies. Too salty for most people, but you just need to pair it with a good bev.
What are you drinking?

 

[Redacted24]

112

 

[The Actual Devil]

113

 

[Redacted24]

114