Discussion [Painless Suicide Method] FENTANYL & CHAINSAW - Opinions?

[slothturtlebro]

Hello,
what are your opinions on this method?:

placing a chainsaw on the floor attached, then injecting 500mg of furanyl fentanyl lying on the floor with my head just above the chainsaw (the chainsaw being on), and evetually i will lose consciousness within seconds/minutes then my head would fall on the chainsaw thus cut my brain in 2 and all that would be painless.

My 2nd idea was just to purchase 25g of nembutal on the deep web, but i am scared that this would fail and get me to hospital again as i saw online that 1% died within 24h... And i don't want to be found again ect, as i only have around 7h that i can be alone and not be found.
I have done 2 attempts before, 1 at a gun range, and another with 100mg fentanyl injection. In the 2nd one, after around 7h i was discovered and brought to hospital, 3 days in coma/reanimation service then 2 days in intensive care then phsycatric hospital...
So yeah anyways... For those who try to suicide with fentanyl, just saying if you're discovered within less than like 10-12h you will be in brain hypoxia and you can recover with no brain damage.
Other idea was fentanyl with a plastic bag on the head ect, but too afraid of it failing ect... I think the chainsaw would kill me for good and shouldn't fail...

 

[Im2high4this]

If you have legit fentanyl, there it's literally no need for a chainsaw...fentanyl is exponentially more lethal then herion. Fentanyl is the biggest risk to drug users out there, because as little as a small bump can kill you. If you want to combine fentanyl with a chainsaw, you are just making a bigger mess then required for the corners who come to collect us.

 

[AnnonyBox]

I would advise against anything to do with fentanyl, but ultimately it isn't my place to say so, so if you do OD on fentanyl, please leave a note and clearly let the first responders know what you took. I once listened to a podcast where paramedics were having OD symptoms from skin to skin or liquid contact with the person who OD'd. Precious few people in this world want to help people, don't take the paramedics out with you.

 

[NextSummer]

I would advise against anything to do with fentanyl, but ultimately it isn't my place to say so, so if you do OD on fentanyl, please leave a note and clearly let the first responders know what you took. I once listened to a podcast where paramedics were having OD symptoms from skin to skin or liquid contact with the person who OD'd. Precious few people in this world want to help people, don't take the paramedics out with you.

I've read that this is an urban myth tho

 

[medicinenightmares]

The chainsaw seems unnecessary and pretty gory. The fentanyl would kill you and not make a mess. Unless you're goal is to make a huge bloody mess...?

 

[slothturtlebro]

The chainsaw seems unnecessary and pretty gory. The fentanyl would kill you and not make a mess. Unless you're goal is to make a huge bloody mess...?

Have you guys read my post?
i already tried 100mg fentanyl and survived

 

[Not_Quite_Dead_Yet]

Good grief! A chainsaw? Is there no less violent fallback in case the Fen doesn't work? Sorry to be such a wimp but the vision of you headless makes my head hurt and will leave whomever finds you with nightmares for life. But we all gotta do what we feel is necessary, so good luck.

 

[Berndje]

No way you survived 100mg of Fentanyl.
The LD50 of Fentanyl for a 80KG man is about 2mg.
You should consider buying legit Fentanyl and combine it with Benzos.

 

[slothturtlebro]

yes but were they brought to hospital after 7h, no

 

[Berndje]

yes but were they brought to hospital after 7h, no

Fentanyl will kill you in 15-30 mins, if applied intravenously.

 

[Dartz]

Just as a rule the words "painless" and "chainsaw" don't really go together. I do not see the benefit of this.

 

[not_a_robot]

The chainsaw seems unnecessary and pretty gory. The fentanyl would kill you and not make a mess. Unless you're goal is to make a huge bloody mess...?

I think sometimes leaving a huge bloody mess for others to clean up is perfectly appropriate. Just sayin.
Like if people bullied someone to the point of suicide, maybe they deserve some blood and brains splattered all over their walls.

Just as a rule the words "painless" and "chainsaw" don't really go together. I do not see the benefit of this.

If he passed out from fen he wouldn't feel the saw.
But I do agree that, while ballsy, it is a bit of overkill.

 

[horny suicide]

Just as a rule the words "painless" and "chainsaw" don't really go together. I do not see the benefit of this.

It would be painless if he was unconscious

 

[Dartz]

I think sometimes leaving a huge bloody mess for others to clean up is perfectly appropriate. Just sayin.
Like if people bullied someone to the point of suicide, maybe they deserve some blood and brains splattered all over their walls.

If he passed out from fen he wouldn't feel the saw.
But I do agree that, while ballsy, it is a bit of overkill.

A lot of overkill and a lot of mess for no advantage

 

[Dead beat dad]

If you pass out from the fent, how can you guarantee you'll land on the chainsaw with sufficient accuracy and purchase to see you off if the fent fails?
Chainsaw will probably make a fair bit of noise, so unless it's logging season then you might attract unwanted attention and inadvertently get saved.
Both of these methods on their own seem unreliable and putting them together seems like a recipe for more unnecessary pain.
I'm sorry you're hurting this way brother and I hope that you can figure this out and find peace.
DBD

 

[TimeToDie]

I'm not able to imagine how one lays on the floor with their neck bent such that it's right over the chain. Doesn't seem physically possible. Though I just Googled it and found that Pavel Mateev cut off his own head after losing a video game. Downside of video game addiction!

He's not the first person to come up with a suicide involving 2 means of death. Hitler shot himself in the head before cyanide could kill him, and a top Nazi officer & his wife both took cyanide right before they had another person shoot them in the back of the head.

 

[inconsequential]

This isn't logical in any real way. You can't control what direction your body slumps in, and chainsaws are fucking LOUD.

 

[johnonymous]

Too much uncertainty.. Fentanyl + hanging would be a much surer method.

 

[Roger]

. . . and a top Nazi officer & his wife both took cyanide right before they had another person shoot them in the back of the head

Josef and Magda Goebbels. Just after Magda murdered her 6 children with cyanide.

 

[TimeToDie]

Josef and Magda Goebbels. Just after Magda murdered her 6 children with cyanide.

Yeah, that's the big happy family that dies together. I think her oldest son lived as he was grown and off to war.

The Nazis sure did love their cyanide. Just imagine going through life with your handy capsules of death on you at all time just in case you need to die that day. Cyanide supposedly can be unpleasant though the kids were unconscious from morphine when they got their cyanide which actually sounds like a means of death that many folks on this board would opt for if it were available.

 

[slothturtlebro]

Fentanyl will kill you in 15-30 mins, if applied intravenously.

any proof?

 

[sadhuman2]

What happened at the gun range? That sounds like an interesting story. How did that fail?

 

[ThrownAwayTom]

I think a lot of people are underestimating just how loud a chainsaw is. A running chainsaw right next to your head will give you a splitting headache and ear damage after a few seconds.

 

[lofticries]

Shit! I hope the op is alive and well or at least chose a less violent and chaotic method.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Again with the chainsaw...

 

[Into The Void]

Hello,
what are your opinions on this method?:

placing a chainsaw on the floor attached, then injecting 500mg of furanyl fentanyl lying on the floor with my head just above the chainsaw (the chainsaw being on), and evetually i will lose consciousness within seconds/minutes then my head would fall on the chainsaw thus cut my brain in 2 and all that would be painless.

My 2nd idea was just to purchase 25g of nembutal on the deep web, but i am scared that this would fail and get me to hospital again as i saw online that 1% died within 24h... And i don't want to be found again ect, as i only have around 7h that i can be alone and not be found.
I have done 2 attempts before, 1 at a gun range, and another with 100mg fentanyl injection. In the 2nd one, after around 7h i was discovered and brought to hospital, 3 days in coma/reanimation service then 2 days in intensive care then phsycatric hospital...
So yeah anyways... For those who try to suicide with fentanyl, just saying if you're discovered within less than like 10-12h you will be in brain hypoxia and you can recover with no brain damage.
Other idea was fentanyl with a plastic bag on the head ect, but too afraid of it failing ect... I think the chainsaw would kill me for good and shouldn't fail...

I suspect your trolling. But I will entertain you for a movement. If most people inject 2 mg of fentanyl they will pass out and be dead soon after. So there is no need for a chain saw.

Also where did you get your figures about nembutal causing death at 1 percent over a 24 hour period?

 

[sadhuman2]

I think a lot of people are underestimating just how loud a chainsaw is. A running chainsaw right next to your head will give you a splitting headache and ear damage after a few seconds.

if it that loud we will put in ear protection

 

[whatevs]

Why do people do forum necromancy so carelessly? It's dangerous magic and has to be done at the right time, for the right reasons. Don't summon the dead mindlessly, please.

 

[downndone2]

Are you sure you didnt take 100mcg versus 100mg? It is usually dosed in mcg for iv administration.
As far as the chainsaw idea, it sounds like poor planning and if it even worked, it would leave an absolute bloody mess. What's to say you dont land on your arm, cutting it off instead?
Maybe just stick with the OD plan

 

[DeepSlumber]

ZOIKS!