One single drop of this liquid can kill you instantly

[nitrogen]

Perfume your wife doesn't recognize.



Your bonus for clicking open this thread:

 

[BlueWidow]

 

[realjunes]

Laughed out loud, all alone here, with that perfume bit. Classic.

 

[nitrogen]

Laughed out loud, all alone here, with that perfume bit. Classic.

Well, what can I say, I'm whimsically inventive.

 

[realjunes]

Well, what can I say, I'm whimsically inventive.
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Well, of course you are, you are apparently an Oscar Wilde fan!

 

[Mr2005]

Ok I'm getting your mojo. It's just everything starts so promising I'm disappointed that it's just a joke

 

[nitrogen]

Ok I'm getting your mojo. It's just everything starts so promising I'm disappointed that it's just a joke

Ohh, come on. You have such a high laughter threshold. I hope you aren't as dull as that cat in your avatar. Here, how about I kindly and generously offer you a selection of cat photos in my collection as your next avatar candidate?








If these don't impress you, I have even more in my bag of tricks.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Veeery good

 

[forever21]

Me when I opened this thread

 

[Brick In The Wall]

And here I was about to bust out the CC and order 10.