Oh Wow Look a Coronavirus Thread!

[ImSoTired]

I'm in a very infected area, and I'm told from the doctors I'm very likely to not get through it health wise...

Just gets me thinking about who to go visit that's being quarantined...

I'm not really taking any precautions more than usual *shrug*

 

[faust]

Hello, I think coronavirus infected SS forum recently and now all the threads about covid should go to quarantine in a Coronavirus Megathread. How do you think, would that be a good idea?

 

[Death.]

I heard one of the mods here at SS has it.

Disinfect your PC by using an antiviral spray on your keyboard before logging in.

Rather safe than sorry. Stay safe folks.

 

[rntmss]

Can I do corona method without meto?

 

[Wayfaerer]

Can I do corona method without meto?

Sure but would you want to?

 

[calendulo]

I did not saw this thread.
At least, the real funny thread about coronabus.

I am going to invent a new protocol to catch coronabus yourself, using a effort minimal, easily. A homemade method.

You will need:

4 bottles of pento vet liquid. Around 400ml.
6 kgs of Sodium Nitrite.
3 artichokes, just to avoid the bad taste.
And a little bit of Salt and pepper.

Put all ingredients together in a pot, a big pot. While we boil the concoction we can prepare the salad, to serve apart.
Boiling time should be from 15 to 20 minutes. After that, we putting all the mixture into fridge, around 1 day.
An finally, the resulting product and depending of the country, could be served as............in France...for example into a tasty fish papillote; in Italy could be mixing together an excellent Fetucccini with carbonara sauce ; in Spain, maybe making a huge potatoes omelette; I do not see it mixing with a rice.

Important, do not use frying pan.

 

[faust]

I did not saw this thread.
At least, the real funny thread about coronabus.

I am going to invent a new protocol to catch coronabus yourself, using a effort minimal, easily. A homemade method.

You will need:

4 bottles of pento vet liquid. Around 400ml.
6 kgs of Sodium Nitrite.
3 artichokes, just to avoid the bad taste.
And a little bit of Salt and pepper.

Put all ingredients together in a pot, a big pot. While we boil the concoction we can prepare the salad, to serve apart.
Boiling time should be from 15 to 20 minutes. After that, we putting all the mixture into fridge, around 1 day.
An finally, the resulting product and depending of the country, could be served as............in France...for example into a tasty fish papillote; in Italy could be mixing together an excellent Fetucccini with carbonara sauce ; in Spain, maybe making a huge potatoes omelette; I do not see it mixing with a rice.

Important, do not use frying pan.

I think in addition to that everything should be boiled using a charcoal in a remote area in a tent!

 

[calendulo]

I think in addition to that everything should be boiled using a charcoal in a remote area in a tent!

LOL.

Lately, you are always right.
I am sorry, making a mistake unforgivable.

I forgot charcoal, A brand with high CO emissions to environment, also a so important thing..............To improve the taste, The camping should helps to interact with Coronabus.

 

[terry_a_davis]

EDITED: the new cases in china are down to 21 a day from 1000's previously, it has peaked there now with 80,000 infected, 56 persons per 1,000,000.
If other countries manage to contain it this well then it doesn't look like it will amount to much.

Coronavirus Update (Live): 112,589,806 Cases and 2,493,795 Deaths from COVID-19 Virus Pandemic - Worldometer

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www.worldometers.info

Off topic (sort of) but can the OP of a thread delete their own threads? Another recent new coronavirus thread has just disappeared? Would the mods do this or was it the OP?

 

[faust]

LOL.

Lately, you are always right.
I am sorry, making a mistake unforgivable.

I forgot charcoal, A brand with high CO emissions to environment, also a so important thing..............To improve the taste, The camping should helps to interact with Coronabus.

We forgot antiemetics for sure. Would absinthe be okay?

 

[calendulo]

We forgot antiemetics for sure. Would absinthe be okay?

A perfect touch, a little bit of absinthe. I agree again.
A soft bouquet. Bocusse would not to do a better recipe.
You must to be an stylish gentlemen.

 

[faust]

A perfect touch, a little bit of absinthe. I agree again.
A soft bouquet. Bocusse would not to do a better recipe.
You must to be an stylish gentlemen.

Oh, and a starter would be a sandwich with white truffles and Beluga black caviar.

 

[calendulo]

Oh, and a starter would be a sandwich with white truffles and Beluga black caviar.

An interesting option.

we could to imagine a scenario like a Sunday at noon, a very bright day. In the garden, so far everything is perfect and we do not feel like some heavy food.
A good host always would do a fancy suggest to make a soft brunch to his or her guests.

A sandwich or even little toasts using the coronarecipe. Two exquisite foods as you say, truffles and caviar as a marvellous garnish. Who would say no to those gourmet foods?......Noone would that.

In my opinion, a mass suicide deserves a good brunch.

 

[Kikoo Loool]

Their world is collapsing. It makes my day.

 

[faust]

An interesting option.

we could to imagine a scenario like a Sunday at noon, a very bright day. In the garden, so far everything is perfect and we do not feel like some heavy food.
A good host always would do a fancy suggest to make a soft brunch to his or her guests.

A sandwich or even little toasts using the coronarecipe. Two exquisite foods as you say, truffles and caviar as a marvellous garnish. Who would say no to those gourmet foods?......Noone would that.

In my opinion, a mass suicide deserves a good brunch.

There is only one problem. We need to fast prior to this

 

[Kikoo Loool]

There is only one problem. We need to fast prior to this

Do I need meto for this?

 

[Quarky00]

Hello, I think coronavirus infected SS forum recently and now all the threads about covid should go to quarantine in a Coronavirus Megathread. How do you think, would that be a good idea?

I was about to write that yesterday ;) Exactly that lol

 

[AlreadyGone]

I am just waiting to see how long until the next coronabus thread shows up.

 

[Final Escape]

The actual virus is the least of my fears. Martial law, economic problems, access to things I need is a way bigger fear. Bank shut downs, not being able to leave your place. Travel restrictions. Other people panicking and acting crazy is way scarier.

 

[faust]

@Quarky00 Now everything is done.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/coronavirus-covid-19-megathread.34931/

 

[Giraffey]

I once dated this girl who worked in a infectious diseases lab. They had an old sample freezer and tucked away at the back was a vial of anthrax (pre-dated the strict regulations and not disposed of), apparently it was still viable.

She was in the grip of a manic episode and hatched a plan to steal the vial and infect someone then sequence their DNA, in order to extract their demons for use as some kind of metaphysical-biological weapon against God...

The last I heard she's still not taking any anti-psychotics and the lab where she works is handling Coronavirus samples, so if anybody wants her number...

PS. Terms and conditions apply, you may have to pretend to be jesus, the devil or Bill Clinton. Actual craziness may vary.

 

[calendulo]

There is only one problem. We need to fast prior to this

yeah, and We need a garden, a huge garden too.

 

[faust]

yeah, and We need a garden, a huge garden too.

Magic mushrooms to combat SI?

 

[calendulo]

The actual virus is the least of my fears. Martial law, economic problems, access to things I need is a way bigger fear. Bank shut downs, not being able to leave your place. Travel restrictions. Other people panicking and acting crazy is way scarier.

A very smart comment. I think on the same way.
Could to call it "The huge collapse".

Magic mushrooms to combat SI?

Yes.........and also a good enough amount of hashish.

 

[Nem]

This coronavirus is bullshit. People are dying yes but the flu kills 20k people in the us alone each year. A customer just backed out of a contract yesterday and was a bitch about it, lost close to 1k in commissions, that sucked ass
Peace/hugs

 

[Quarky00]

All persons on thread should move to the quarantined megathread.

Please put masks on your sick infectious posts.

Keep a distance of 2 pixels between each post.

Starting 8pm this public thread will be under curfew. Mods will patrol this thread.

* SS Central Bank had announced a cut of 0.5% in SN rates.

 

[faust]

A very smart comment. I think on the same way.
Could to call it "The huge collapse".


Yes.........and also a good enough amount of hashish.

Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-ri-ju-a-na

 

[UpandDownPrincess]

All beverages will served in a tall iced tea glass containing several cubes of dry ice.

Anyone surviving is required to scrub the dishes in a solution of drain cleaner and lime sulfur.

 

[Final Escape]

The virus get this has only killed 5,000 worldwide lol! This is how u know the virus is not the real reason for this lockdown. They're getting us ready for something terrible.

 

[faust]

The virus get this has only killed 5,000 worldwide lol! This is how u know the virus is not the real reason for this lockdown. They're getting us ready for something terrible.

I am tired of looking how small businesses are being destroyed by this nonsense. Brent oil is 29 bucks, BTC dropped by half in just a month. Cmon, stop making a new crisis!