loan shark

[ornitier199]

are these really real and where could I get one? I do have a death wish should it come true.

 

[Oblivion Access]

If you find some and get on their bad side, they're more likely to break your leg or threaten your family or something like that. Awful idea.

 

[ornitier199]

Talk about a figure of speech. Why not just go in for the kill. Not that my chicken legs would bring about anything anyway.

 

[MellowAvenue]

Why not just go in for the kill.

Because they want to get paid back. It goes against their interest to actually kill you.