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Nature_is_God

Nature_is_God

The cause of suffering is the desire to exist
Jul 27, 2020
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What you do is taunt a fully grown gorilla. Consequently, the gorilla will probably toss you 100 yards or rip your arms off and bludgeon you with them. This method is equivalent to getting thrown in a boxing ring with 10 Muhammad Ali's. It's a pretty bad method but may be possible if you live near a gorilla population?

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Ghost2211

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RIP Harambe
 
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may be possible if you live near a gorilla population

So I asked Siri to book me a flight to the nearest gorilla camp. Am there now, but realize gorilla and guerilla sound very similar. D'oh! But during tomorrow's training for the upcoming coup, I get a real AK-47. CTB might be possible in an unintended way!
 
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Nature_is_God

Nature_is_God

The cause of suffering is the desire to exist
Jul 27, 2020
150
So I asked Siri to book me a flight to the nearest gorilla camp. Am there now, but realize gorilla and guerilla sound very similar. D'oh! But during tomorrow's training for the upcoming coup, I get a real AK-47. CTB might be possible in an unintended way!

lmao
 
Cherrypea

Cherrypea

I remember when all this will be again
May 3, 2020
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I'll see your gorilla and raise you..... Arfur the lion..
2 separate incidents, Arfur was famous for a while
 
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Passerby

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Death by King Kong, sounds peaceful
 

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