Story I got my teeth cleaned

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Check out how fresh my chompers are now. I know this is random, but I got drunk after the dentist and I guess that's all the explanation you need. And you might be like "who cares" but the thing is, not only am I old, but I was born in England and everyone knows the English all have gross teeth, so I feel like this is extra impressive.

Anyway, feel free to ignore and go about your day, or post something or whatever. I encourage all responses, as long as they are complimentary of my sublime gnashers and free of "ookay then" type vibes. And no, this post doesn't belong in the spam thread. It's way too good for that.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Those are some impressive pearly whites. Were you in the chair long?

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Those are some impressive pearly whites. Were you in the chair long?

Thank you kindly. I was in there a little too long, and I have kind of a dentist-phobia so the alcohol was some much-needed stress relief.

 

[trying ungracefully]

Niceeee!!!! I struggle going to the dentist and just started my two times a year visits this year. Had a bunch of cavities my teeth aren't white due to staining and not brushing my teeth twice a day constantly (night time is so hard I get lazy) so I am impressed!

 

[Manaaja]

Ah it's you, long time no see.

Nice teeth.

I wish humans including myself had more space between teeth. Would give the teeth space to grow and be big, and make cleaning easier.

 

[nobodycaresaboutme]

You have nice teeth I have irregular ones. My mother got me sleeping on my back and didn't give me tummy time. This led to bad teeth. Maybe I should have slept on my stomach and gotten SIDS.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I thought it would be more like this.

 

[Xielian]

So jelly of your teeth, they look great!

 

[Yavannah]

your teeth look great
did you bleed much during the cleaning?
i have not been to the dentist in 3 years and im in need of porcelain veneers due to enamel erosion on my front teeth

 

[Forveleth]

Great job! Getting your teeth regularly checked is very important (ignore the fact I have not gone to a dentist in years). Yours look great!

 

[Jadeith]

now time to get them dirty on sth delicious

 

[Macedonian1987]

I haven't cleaned mine in 10 years and because i dont smoke or regularly drink coffee, i have very little plaque. I should clean them, but the process is too bloody for me because i have very sensitive gums.