Help I fumbled. What should i explain SN as?

[L9my]

Ordered SN.
Accidentally made a big deal of it (IT'S ARRIVING TODAY ).
Now it's suspicious.

What could I say to make the SN seem normal and not at all suspicious?

 

[Apokryphiel]

Oh shoot, I'm not sure. Do you like chemistry?

 

[deleteduser853695]

It's used in meat curing - maybe you're trying to make beef jerky?

 

[Rymrgand]

Do you need to explain it to your family? I thought about saying, if I really need to explain to someone (maybe a public servant?), that I have plans to prepare my own meat and such, because I have a friend who knows about that kind of things (a lie, of course). If that someone is something like a coworker or a flatmate and they don't know what is coming, I would simply say that it's personal, they know how to care about their own business.

It probably depends of how much information they have already, how much authority and/or love they have over you. It's not the same to explain it to a stranger than to your mother

 

[L9my]

Do you need to explain it to your family? I thought about saying, if I really need to explain to someone (maybe a public servant?), that I have plans to prepare my own meat and such, because I have a friend who knows about that kind of things (a lie, of course). If that someone is something like a coworker or a flatmate and they don't know what is coming, I would simply say that it's personal, they know how to care about their own business.

It probably depends of how much information they have already, how much authority and/or love they have over you. It's not the same to explain it to a stranger than to your mother

yeah,
im gonna read up on curing meats.

 

[Korben0]

Courtesy of Microsoft's Copilot:

Sodium nitrite is a versatile compound with a range of applications:

1. It's commonly used as a preservative in processed meats like bacon and sausages to prevent bacterial growth and maintain color.
2. It plays a role in metal treatment, finishing, and as a heat transfer medium in various industrial processes.
3. Can be used as an antidote for cyanide poisoning and has potential benefits in treating certain vascular conditions.
4. It's a precursor in the synthesis of dyes, pesticides, and pharmaceuticals.

Sounds too late for the OP, but one option for others is to say you ordered it by mistake or that you were sent the wrong item.

 

[L9my]

Coursey of Microsoft's Copilot:

Sodium nitrite is a versatile compound with a range of applications:

1. It's commonly used as a preservative in processed meats like bacon and sausages to prevent bacterial growth and maintain color.
2. It plays a role in metal treatment, finishing, and as a heat transfer medium in various industrial processes.
3. Can be used as an antidote for cyanide poisoning and has potential benefits in treating certain vascular conditions.
4. It's a precursor in the synthesis of dyes, pesticides, and pharmaceuticals.

Sounds too late for the OP, but one option for others is to say you ordered it by mistake or that you were sent the wrong item.

fuck fuck fuck

they've sent me the wrong item before. i could've lied better fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Thank you. (the fucks aren't directed at you ofc)


















small SN bible (for me)

what to do if i get a welfare check?

my sn will come soon but I am concerned I will receive a welfare check, what should I say?

sanctioned-suicide.net

Probably found a local SN provider in my country

I'm gonna try contacting them, but I don't know what to say in order not to arouse suspicion. Like how much should I order? And what should I say if asked what I am going to use it for?

sanctioned-suicide.net

How to make your own dry-cured sausage — Elevated Wild

A beginner's guide to making wild game charcuterie

elevatedwild.com

 

[L9my]

If I had just acted like it was a normal package instead of the second coming of Jesus maybe I could've kept it. FUCK

 

[deadbidaylight]

If I had just acted like it was a normal package instead of the second coming of Jesus maybe I could've kept it. FUCK

Did they take it away?

 

[L9my]

Did they take it away?

yes

 

[deadbidaylight]

yes

I am so sorry! It's hard enough to get as it is. That's gotta be heartbreaking for someone who was intent on leaving via that method. Did you watch what they did with it? Could you retrieve it back again later while they're asleep or out of the house by chance? What did you tell them it was?

 

[L9my]

I am so sorry! It's hard enough to get as it is. That's gotta be heartbreaking for someone who was intent on leaving via that method. Did you watch what they did with it? Could you retrieve it back again later while they're asleep or out of the house by chance? What did you tell them it was?

It's been quite a while so I think it's gone.
The packaging says sodum nitrite sadly. I told them it was for meat curing.

 

[deadbidaylight]

It's been quite a while so I think it's gone.
The packaging says sodum nitrite sadly. I told them it was for meat curing.

Ugh. That's awful. I am really sorry.

 

[L9my]

Ugh. That's awful. I am really sorry.

Thank you.
Hopefully, if I order it again it won't get wellfare checked, but with the UK at present it's quite scary.

- pro lifers are going out of their way to restrict as much of the peaceful methods as possible. There may not be a day in the future where relatively peaceful methods like SN would be available to us so I will take my chances as soon as I can.

@ijustwishtodie was right

 

[deadbidaylight]

Thank you.
Hopefully, if I order it again it won't get wellfare checked, but with the UK at present it's quite scary.


@ijustwishtodie was right

Do you have a close confidante that would allow you to ship your next order to their place? That would mitigate your family members coming into contact with it when it arrives again. It'll be on their radar now, especially if they decided to look up what people are using it for.

 

[L9my]

Do you have a close confidante that would allow you to ship your next order to their place? That would mitigate your family members coming into contact with it when it arrives again. It'll be on their radar now, especially if they decided to look up what people are using it for.

sadly I have no one I could send it to, especially since being pro choice is rare


Though I'm going to the PO box people tomorrow, to see if I could get it delivered there instead

 

[deadbidaylight]

sadly I have no one I could send it to, especially since being pro choice is rare


Though I'm going to the PO box people tomorrow, to see if I could get it delivered there instead

Good idea! Definitely worth a shot. I know you can also rent UPS boxes or the like, that might be something worth considering as well.

 

[MercenariesofMidgar]

yes

aw fuck man. Who took it?! Family or police? Unable to let us die, they failed to help us live. Fuck this society

 

[L9my]

aw fuck man. Who took it?!

dad