How to tie a noose to a tree?

[fairyspine]

I have successfully made a noose that I believe can hold my weight and my plan is to kill myself after work in a week's time. However, I don't know what the best method of tying it to a tree is

 

[waterrrrrrrrrbottel]

Just bumping this

 

[Ovid]

Look up tire swing knots, they'll definitely hold your weight. This video is actually marked as inappropriate because of the traffic of people in your same situation trying to find a suitable hanging knot. Any knot will be fine, just tie it and jump and hold onto it for a bit to make sure it's sturdy.