Gonna have a cheese pizza tonight

[Bethlehem]

A nice cheese pizza always makes me feel infinitely better. I'm just taking it day to day. I had a nice talk with a 711 cashier about how we're both grown men but we still get called buddy by old guys because of our youthful appearance and stature. It's cool that I spoke to someone today. But I keep seeing happy teenagers getting the life I wish i had. I'm so socially stunted due to my autism (high intelligence according to my family just not very good socially). Girls treat my attraction to them as a personal attack. Oh well. I'm just trying to enjoy life but I want it all to end before too long because I don't see it going anywhere. All my """""friends""""" just say stuff like just be happy bro! It's just started!!!! Easy for them to say, they have girlfriends and no financial issues and ideal bodies. Next break from University I get I'm gonna go on a road trip because I just need to leave this dumbass city and its issues and my reputation here behind. I've got a reputation as the crazy guy who yells at everyone for absolutely nothing. I was at the ice cream shop the other day and I just started comparing them to jihads because they were making screw me faces at each other and my ice cream was melting in line and that ice cream was kinda all I have going for me because I'm failing my classes, my body sucks, nobody likes me, I'm a virgin, dad sold my car and I've got little to lose so I just say whatever's on my mind. If I think someone is worse than a jihad I'll say it. If I think someone should be ground up and fed to livestock I'll say it. If I think someone looks like a little boy lover I'll call them a gay pedophile. I'm fine with this reputation for the most part. Better than just letting people talk shit to me. Plus I'm not long of this earth anyway.

MY IMBECILE OF A MOTHER JIST FUCKED UP MY PIZZA OEDER. SHE ORDERED IT WIGH DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN ORANGE CHEESE, GARLIC AND HERBS ON TOP. FUCK MY LIFE I HATE THIS ANIMAL FOR BIRTHING ME

 

[Panola]

i had pizza with salami made me smile

 

[Bethlehem]

i had pizza with salami made me smile

Awesome, dominos or pizza hut or that old pizza chain that IM THE ONLY ONE THAT SEEMS TO REMEMBER THAT USED TO SERVE REALLY FUCKING GOOD OLIVE PIZZA. My mother practically raised us on that pizza chain.

 

[leloyon]

hope you enjoyed the pizza OP

 

[Bethlehem]

hope you enjoyed the pizza OP

Yeah it was nice. Too much sauce though. Still good.

 

[_Vasa&Me_]

I really REALLY love this post lmao.

I like how it starts with such a sweet little innocent joyful thing that is cheese pizza, I was basically prepared to write a nice message saying we all should strive to enjoy the small things in life… only to continue reading and reading as the story got more wilder and wilder and my pupils dilated more and more, finishing off with the ultimate - MY PIZZA IS RUINED message.

I don't even know how to end this message xD. I guess that I love cheese pizza too? Oh oh oh and give Pineapple Pizza a try!!! It's a Canadian classic!

 

[DarkRange55]

 

[sanctionedusage]

i really thought this was the covert euphemism but then you actually insulted pedophiles, cheers

 

[dhk96]

Pizza sounds nice. I've never had pizza from 7-Eleven so I'm curious if anyone who has had it thinks it tastes good.

 

[no-hope-no-future]

Cheese and tomato pizza topped with bacon slices finished off as a cheese stuffed crust

 

[LittleSunshine]