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Superfluous

Superfluous

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Mar 16, 2019
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I apologise in advance if this post offends anyone. I need a bit of humour just to get me through the day, and I do like dark humour.

Reliable (10)8High compared to most aircraft
Peaceful (10)10Drop a couple pills and you should sleep through it
Available (5)1Low as most planes are currently grounded
Preparation (5)4Just book the flight
Undetectable(5)1Method will certainly be determined
Speed(5)5They do travel very fast
Safety(5)1Clearly not safe at all
 
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suffering

suffering

Too p*ssy to end it, too suicidal to leave
Aug 17, 2018
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I actually thought about flying on risky aircrafts to increase my chances of accidental death. The problem is that, in case of an accident, one can survive with major damage, so it's not exactly a matter of life or death.
 
Superfluous

Superfluous

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Mar 16, 2019
973
I agree. However, I had to put a high score for reliability for the joke to work :pfff:
 
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siray

the crucified
Dec 28, 2018
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Haha this made me chuckle. I wish I was in that flight.
 
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Roberto

Wizard
Jan 19, 2019
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I wish I was in that flight with a bunch of diazepam or better alprazolam and a bottle of Baileys
 
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