The sheer weight of a BK burger is so gratifying. I'd agree that McD's has the best fries though. I am considering starting a franchise called Burger Donald's, which combines the best of both worlds. Dolan will be the mascot. I know, I know, copyright infringement this, trademark violation that. But someone in my state is clearly beyond giving a shit about that type of thing. I'll need funding though, so dm me for my Venmo.