Method dying in the wild

[doomofman]

I am considering buying a ticket to kenya and rent a jeep to go deep into mara where wildlife and big cats roam, being killed by a lion it's better than roping or drug overdosing in some shitty hotel room. worst case scenario i go on a safari.

 

[deadinside232]

I would not consider it as safe method if I read this: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22777659/

Isn't there a high chance that one of the drivers/guides will pull out a gun and shoot the animal before you die?

 

[Sleeper System]

No brother. You do not want to be eaten. It's not a quick death. You either get bitten on the neck and choked out best case. Worse case they eat you alive and chew on your face and groin. Watch some videos on how they hunt. Id rather hang or drown.

 

[deadinside232]

Yes, and I wouldnt like to be ripped apart too. Thats the worst pain I can imagine.

 

[TBONTB]

I am considering buying a ticket to kenya and rent a jeep to go deep into mara where wildlife and big cats roam, being killed by a lion it's better than roping or drug overdosing in some shitty hotel room. worst case scenario i go on a safari.

Hmmm, as grizzly as that sounds, Kenya is against it. They don't let you roam around with the wildlife in Kenyan parks, you have to stay in a guides vehicle. I mean I guess you could try to sneak out.

I do think if you got a motorcycle and took it on a Kenyan road trip that would be at least as dangerous as a lion!! The traffic is insane!

 

[doomofman]

I would not consider it as safe method if I read this: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22777659/

Isn't there a high chance that one of the drivers/guides will pull out a gun and shoot the animal before you die?

I will go alone without a guide if i am gonna do this.

Hmmm, as grizzly as that sounds, Kenya is against it. They don't let you roam around with the wildlife in Kenyan parks, you have to stay in a guides vehicle. I mean I guess you could try to sneak out.

I do think if you got a motorcycle and took it on a Kenyan road trip that would be at least as dangerous as a lion!! The traffic is insane!

I checked, you can rent your own jeep and go on a private safari.

No brother. You do not want to be eaten. It's not a quick death. You either get bitten on the neck and choked out best case. Worse case they eat you alive and chew on your face and groin. Watch some videos on how they hunt. Id rather hang or drown.

I wonder how hard is to procure a gun in kenya, shoot my self in the wilderness and let the animal friends dispose my body.

 

[unluckysadness]

Nice idea, but :
1) the lion will probably just eat a part of your body and you'll end your life as a vegetable (not great)
2) what about your survival instinct in front of the lion ?
3) forget this idea

 

[eternalpace]

As you probably know, it would be incredibly painful and you might be devoured peace by peace... and not all at once... as you slowly lay dying. There are other quicker and more mainstream alternatives..

 

[Kitsuné_]

Choosing lions is for rookies. If want to be crushed fast, fight an elephant

 

[TBONTB]

checked, you can rent your own jeep and go on a private

Wow, I was wrong. I didn't think that was true when I was there. But hey, if you go all the way there, get a guide for a day or two first. It's pretty cool!

 

[doomofman]

As you probably know, it would be incredibly painful and you might be devoured peace by peace... and not all at once... as you slowly lay dying. There are other quicker and more mainstream alternatives..

I am not afraid of pain as long as i end up dead and gone

Choosing lions is for rookies. If want to be crushed fast, fight an elephant

there was a photographer who was trampled to death by elephants

Wow, I was wrong. I didn't think that was true when I was there. But hey, if you go all the way there, get a guide for a day or two first. It's pretty cool!

Did you have a good time in kenya?

 

[TBONTB]

I am not afraid of pain as long as i end up dead and gone


there was a photographer who was trampled to death by elephants

Did you have a good time in kenya?

Amazing. Definitely a peak experience. Worth living for!!

 

[Dukey]

Don't do it, brother. Lions usually go straight for the kill, but you can't count on that. Being eaten alive is one of the worst deaths imaginable.

I've seen videos of people being attacked like that, it's horrifying. There's also this recording of a guy who was obsessed with bears. He truly believed he had a special connection with them and spent most of his summers in national parks trying to get close to them. He refused to carry a gun or even bear spray because he was convinced the bears trusted him.

In the end, he and his girlfriend were both killed and eaten alive. There's an audio recording of the whole thing and it's absolutely traumatizing to hear. I'm going to link it just to show you how terrible that kind of death really is, to make you think twice about this method.

 

[doomofman]

Don't do it, brother. Lions usually go straight for the kill, but you can't count on that. Being eaten alive is one of the worst deaths imaginable.

I've seen videos of people being attacked like that, it's horrifying. There's also this recording of a guy who was obsessed with bears. He truly believed he had a special connection with them and spent most of his summers in national parks trying to get close to them. He refused to carry a gun or even bear spray because he was convinced the bears trusted him.

In the end, he and his girlfriend were both killed and eaten alive. There's an audio recording of the whole thing and it's absolutely traumatizing to hear. I'm going to link it just to show you how terrible that kind of death really is, to make you think twice about this method.

Brutal I watched that documentary by herzog, most likely i would shoot my self.

Amazing. Definitely a peak experience. Worth living for!!

Awesome, i am looking forward to the trip.