NSFW Does anyone else do this to themselves?

[motel rooms]

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[Deleted member 8975]

Chase my own self? lol all the time

 

[OnlyTheWind]

Only accidentally.

 

[Circles]

Is this supposed to be a new suicide method?

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

New ctb idea: I will become a rolly poly and roll myself into uncoming traffic. Success yet to be determined

 

[Apricity]

@hotelbeneathground I wish I still could. Am I the only one that gets the joke?

 

[Hateyouprolife]

@hotelbeneathground I wish I still could. Am I the only one that gets the joke?

Joke is about self-pleasuring, right?

 

[Apricity]

Joke is about self-pleasuring, right?

Ok, so I'm not alone lol

 

[fox_wannabe]

Is this joke or do you seriously want to talk? Because knowing you it might be both, no offense lol

New ctb idea: I will become a rolly poly and roll myself into uncoming traffic. Success yet to be determined

tried that, success rate worse than partial

lmao...

 

[Death is beautiful]

@hotelbeneathground I wish I still could. Am I the only one that gets the joke?

he tried to suck himself off lol

 

[TotallyIsolated]

I'm not flexible enough!

 

[Midgardsorm]

When I was younger I used to train backflips and mortal jumps in the air. Basically I ended up hitting the ground with every part of the body except for my feet.

But I didn't try to do the Marylin Manson. So sad.

 

[Versailles]

Joke is about self-pleasuring, right?

Follow the example of Marilyn Manson

 

[meetapple]

I stopped trying to do that long ago.

 

[motel rooms]

@hotelbeneathground I wish I still could.

Get your mind out of the gutter! It's clear that the kitty is just angrily engaging in perfectly wholesome self-sabotage!

 

[Idontrecognizemyself]

Sir do you have a SPINE hahah

 

[motel rooms]

Sir do you have a SPINE hahah

 

[Ashu]

@hotelbeneathground I wish I still could. Am I the only one that gets the joke?

If I'd ever been able to do that I would've died long ago.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

God, I love somersaults.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Fun fact, I was recently doing some Google health research and got the terms "autophagy" and "autofellatio" mixed up due to brain fog. As for the latter, I used to be able to, in my teens. I was skinny and flexible. But these days I wouldn't even attempt it without paramedics on standby.