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heraclitus23

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Time for some bad, Dad jokes - bonus points if they are CTB-themed.

- The man who invented auto-correct has ctb. His funeral is tomato.

- The CEO of IKEA has taken over as the new Prime Minister of Sweden - it will take about 6 months for him to assemble his cabinet.
 
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Id say a dad joke, but can't come up with anything.
 
Apricity

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Jul 27, 2021
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What does a pepper do when you make it angry?
It gets jalepeño face!
 
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less than him
Oct 14, 2021
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Here's another pepper joke
Ca921df8a98e3bb79b6fc97a1e3a9a5ae44b158c
 
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Did you all hear about the guy that died when a pallet of Cheerios fell on him?
The cops think it was a cereal killer!
Maybe putting the punchline in a spoiler tag would be better?

A pretzel was walking home and decided to take a shortcut through a bad neighborhood.
He was assaulted
 
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Apricity

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Where do suicide bombers go when they die?
EVERYWHERE!
 
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What do you need when jumping from the Eiffel tower? A Paris chute

Personally Eiffel to see the humour in this one!
 
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UnlimitedPain

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What Net will never catch a fish

The internet
 
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