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F_ckthisplace
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- Feb 26, 2019
- 54
My character is fucking shit. Abort mission
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I wish I had a bigger dick.![]()
Here's the scenario that plays inside my head almost constantly: I imagine the world as a house in which all objects have consciousness. They're all aware of themselves and the other items in the house. As in human cultures, there's an inevitable values-hierarchy among all these conscious household elements. Some things, like plates and tables, are average members of the community. They're not ecstatic about being what they are but neither is this a source of great shame or horror. Some things, like a diamond wedding ring or a prized painting, are revered and, aware of this, are proud. They enjoy adulation and the special treatments that come with it, like our celebrities do.
And then you have, sorry to be graphic, the putrid organic toilet bowl stains. They are self-aware AND know that, relative to all the other things in the house, they are the most disgusting, the most loathsome things. Realizing they cannot become something else, like a book or an awning, that they have to live their entire existence as ... a swathe of excrement ... their existence is unbearable. That's the way I've felt every single day of my entire self-aware life.
Yeah obedience and agreeableness is something I struggle with tooI don't know, but yes sometimes I wish I had been born more unquestioningly obedient and compliant. These people do well in society.