Why the FUCK is lying so OP??

[Liammm]

Why?? Why???? President and his goons literally just say that trans people can't handle the military and everyone believes them...????? They are trying to kick me and my friends out now, because... No data? Just trust me bro? President deports a legal non offending resident and just says "nah he was a terrorist." And everyone believes him?????

What the actual fuck?? These are just two of the many situations but I honestly believe the pres in america could rape and kill someone 4k ultra hd and lie and everyone would believe him and nothing would happen.

>:( please neef lying.

 

[The Actual Devil]

honestly believe the pres in america could rape and kill someone 4k ultra hd and lie and everyone would believe him and nothing would happen.

"No, no, that's FAKE NEWS! It's clearly a DEEP FAKE! Do you know what a deep fake is? Have you heard of this? Have you seen this? They take a computer, right--that's like a big phone with extra buttons--and they put a picture in it *WOOSH* slide it in there, and the computer reads it *BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP!...BOOP!...BEEP-BOOP* and then, *BOOP* it scans the picture--just like magic *SHING*--now you're in a computer! It steals your soul; I'll make them illegal, I swear, no more computers! We need our sou-American Souls, just as valuable as Black people's souls, but we need more hard-working American souls! Anyway, then the magic box, it takes your picture and changes it into anythi-ANYTHING IT WANTS TO! Anything! Seriously! Can you belie-like really, who does this stuff? Well, I say if computers are so great, why can't they bring that man I killed back to life? GET RID OF COMPUTERS! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, PEOPLE!! We need to get rid of them before they get rid of us, WHO'S WITH ME!?!"