Why shall I engage in the protection of the environment and against the climate catastrophe?

[noname223]

I mean people ask me to sign petitions. When was the last time the environment or the air did something for me? Without them I would be Dead and all my problems were solved. And actually has the environment ever signed a petition for any of you? I don't think So... this should make you think.

Spoiler: SPOILER

(satire)

 

[SecretDissociation]

So true, why should I be environmentally friendly? What have bugs ever done for me? Sting me in my sleep smh. Should've never started recycling. Plus more rubbish on the streets means more places for insects to hide, I'm doing the environment a favour...

Spoiler: Tone

/s for funsies!!

 

[Pluto]