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thenamingofcats

annihilation anxiety
Apr 19, 2024
482
If you don't believe in ghosts just say the places you would haunt if you did. I'm undecided about my personal belief.

My ideal haunting locations:

gardens

hallways

libraries

No bathrooms because I don't want to end up like Moaning Myrtle.
 
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Michi_Violeta

Michi_Violeta

Without her I'm just a cheap Louis Krages
Feb 3, 2025
494
My local racetrack. I wanna be there to spook rich kids driving fancy cars so they make a mistake, giving an advantage to guys like me running old turbocharged rust buckets.
 
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cherrycoke

cherrycoke

Member
Feb 21, 2025
9
My gym. Scared all the teens away so I can finally lift in peace
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Cat Extremist
Dec 27, 2020
5,193
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Shadows From Hell

Shadows From Hell

The one who has lost a lot, fears nothing.
Oct 21, 2024
420
My ex's house. She always swore a ghost was living there.

The town I used to live in...

A fishing hole I used to go to all the time...

I'm sure I could find other places.
 
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Grav

Grav

Elementalist
Jul 26, 2020
817
My house. I told my wife and kid I'd always come back as a ghost, just not how I would become a ghost. Would be fun to be able to work on my hobbies and not deal with sleep and work.
 
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Thomas Rekowicz

Thomas Rekowicz

Member
Mar 10, 2025
64
My catholic university, my favorite restaurant my favorite bar with karaoke and local strip club.
 
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Halfhourdays

Halfhourdays

"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
Mar 14, 2025
625
Seattle, WA, the whole city.
 
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milkteacrown

milkteacrown

suicidal angel
Feb 16, 2025
128
I don't really believe in it, but hmm, I would probably not haunt anything. I would hate life enough to take my own, so I wouldn't want to stay around, right? But maaaaybe I'd float around some of the people I know a bit.
 
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rosaemundi

rosaemundi

monkey in ascetic clothing
Mar 21, 2025
11
My ambulance. For many years to come there will be gloves mysteriously scattered on the floor, sirens suddenly turning on, crazy air conditioning...
Imagine the enragenings
 
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LonelyMe

Member
Mar 8, 2025
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Such a great question! I would haunt a castle in my city cuz people have supposedly heard and seen ghosts there. Then I would join the other ghosts and hang out with them.
 
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getoutgirl

getoutgirl

<3
Mar 17, 2025
396
Alright so here are a few ones:

- A fair's haunted house. Just to see how long before anyone notices.
- The comatose patients wing in a hospital. Make the staff believe they are waking up and moving shit around.
- A random person's dog. Possess it if I can and make it talk but only when they are not looking.
- A golf course. It'd be such a nasty wind at hole 4.
- A cinema. I just think It'll be a nice place, I could watch new movies and wouldn't get too bored.
- The Skeptics Society headquarters building. Just to fuck with their heads.
 
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leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
1,413
I'd lurk in dark alleyways and abandoned buildings. Just cuz I can. I will appear to everyone except dumb people with cameras who come just to film the ghosts, then they will see nothing. You ain't getting no youtube money offa my hard work.
Seattle, WA, the whole city.
- A fair's haunted house. Just to see how long before anyone notices.
- The comatose patients wing in a hospital. Make the staff believe they are waking up and moving shit around.
- A cinema. I just think It'll be a nice place, I could watch new movies and wouldn't get too bored.
- The Skeptics Society headquarters building. Just to fuck with their heads.
These are the best ideas by far.
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
12,265
I'd be tempted to seek revenge on the person that caused me to have ideation to begin with. Although, that would involve being around them so- probably not.

I'd like to go exploring under the ocean- ship wrecks and stuff. I'd like to try urbex without the risk of actually killing myself. Ironically, I'd prefer to go where people weren't.

Oh, and I'd float over to the companies producing those naff ghost hunter shows and give them something genuinely spooky to record. Maybe I'd try and help out some psychics if there really is life after death.
 
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Custos

Custos

Martyr
May 27, 2024
221
Staff room of some of the psych wards I've been on
Prisons
Pet shops to keep the cats company
 
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Unrecognizable7

Unrecognizable7

Student
Mar 22, 2025
187
The guy who bullied me and now is a successful tattoo artist. Like, there were 2 bullies, on at least eventually confessed that he was sexually assaulted when young so thats aight but the other one is just pure evil, heard hes a coke addict nowadays. Ima haunt his tattoo studio make him lose customers or something lol
 
SmilingNoMore

SmilingNoMore

Paragon
Nov 25, 2024
956
Maybe just live peacefully in a ghost town with other ghosts, have some fun with them, whatever ghosts do. I'd imagine it being like an old cowboy town with ghosts running the show. Had enough of being haunted in life, retiring to a peaceful life sounds like a plan.
 
Cauliflour

Cauliflour

The one who doodles.
Mar 24, 2025
238
Probably just aimlessly wonder around my college for all eternity. Maybe get turned into an urban legend on the way?
 
ma0

ma0

How did I get here?
Dec 20, 2024
624
If ghosts can fly, I'd like to soar up aimlessly, just seeing how far up I can get, and how amazing the view can become.

Not that I've ever enjoyed "views" but maybe that'll change when I'm dead.
 

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