What do you think about CTB at the workplace?

[bankai]

OK, let me give you some background info. I had jumping in my back pocket as one of the Options for CTB.However, the only place that's available for me which is a good option is the 13th floor balcony for smoking at my workplace. I'm planning to go to this place in the weekends so that I won't really be getting in the way of day to day bau. Can any of you guys criticique my choice?Let me know the pros and cons.Also maybe it will convince some smokers to stop smoking, although I doubt it.

The only thing really keeping me away from this method is that I don't want to turn into an urban legend at the workplace. I don't really want people talking about me five years later and saying, hey, remember that guy who jumped? Bankai?that bum?

 

[untraveler]

I guess you could make it seem like an accident, too? If that's your only option, then sure. At first I thought "please don't do this to your workmates if they're good people", but if you do it on weekend and outside the office, then maybe less people would be traumatised by seeing your body.

 

[SVEN]

Become an Urban Legend in the workplace ? Absolutely, that's got to be a plus. In fact, I'd wager that within 5 years there'll be a ghost story grown up about you. Even if you're resting in the perfect peace which I wish you.

 

[bankai]

I guess you could make it seem like an accident, too? If that's your only option, then sure. At first I thought "please don't do this to your workmates if they're good people", but if you do it on weekend and outside the office, then maybe less people would be traumatised by seeing your body.

Quite true fren.13th floor is pretty high and it's solid concrete at the bottom.There shouldn't be any chance to survive. I'm of course not a big fan of people at my workplace knowing. But at this rate? I'll keep finding excuses for every single method.

Become an Urban Legend in the workplace ? Absolutely, that's got to be a plus. In fact, I'd wager that within 5 years there'll be a ghost story grown up about you. Even if you're resting in the perfect peace which I wish you.

Oh boy Thing is, that's not really my style. I just want to disappear into the ether and be forgotten.The thing is when I peer over the ledge i know this is the end if i really want it to be.i don't even smoke man.i just want to get smoked bwaaaaahaa.

 

[Linda]

If you have an uninterrupted fall and land on a hard surface, your chance of survival is very small. (If it's a softer surface below you, you may wish to reconsider your method.) So as far as effectivess is concerned, your method seems fine.
Do take care to ensure that nobody is below you as you jump. If you land on someone you could injure them badly, or even kill them. And they might break your fall, which would increase the chance that you survive.
If you are dead, you will neither know nor care whether you are an urban legend.

 

[bankai]

If you have an uninterrupted fall and land on a hard surface, your chance of survival is very small. (If it's a softer surface below you, you may wish to reconsider your method.) So as far as effectivess is concerned, your method seems fine.
Do take care to ensure that nobody is below you as you jump. If you land on someone you could injure them badly, or even kill them. And they might break your fall, which would increase the chance that you survive.
If you are dead, you will neither know nor care whether you are an urban legend.

You know what my biggest fear is? That right after I jump, someone will come and stand right underneath me

By the way, I've always enjoyed your posts Linda. You're one of the more active posters here.That's a good thing. We need more people like you.

 

[GoSan1]

OK, let me give you some background info. I had jumping in my back pocket as one of the Options for CTB.However, the only place that's available for me which is a good option is the 13th floor balcony for smoking at my workplace. I'm planning to go to this place in the weekends so that I won't really be getting in the way of day to day bau. Can any of you guys criticique my choice?Let me know the pros and cons.Also maybe it will convince some smokers to stop smoking, although I doubt it.

The only thing really keeping me away from this method is that I don't want to turn into an urban legend at the workplace. I don't really want people talking about me five years later and saying, hey, remember that guy who jumped? Bankai?that bum?

I find some beauty in that. This world just consist of working 70% of the time without any care about others. People would let others fall for anything benefiting their careers.

To leave a big mark on that shit stain sounds nice. But by all means, please do not do anything you don't want to do!

 

[bankai]

Become an Urban Legend in the workplace ? Absolutely, that's got to be a plus. In fact, I'd wager that within 5 years there'll be a ghost story grown up about you. Even if you're resting in the perfect peace which I wish you.

I hope it's nothing like toilet hanako
By the way, I love you guys. Yes, I'm a bit drunk. And I'll probably cringe at all this somewhere down the line. But if you can laugh a bit and provide good advice then I guess it's OK.But my intention to consider jumping is real though.

I guess you could make it seem like an accident, too

There you fucking goooo.That's a good idea. I'll just have to scream nooooooo on the way down.I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. Pun intended.