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fightingsioux

fightingsioux

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Oct 22, 2019
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Just went to Starbucks today and the barista was wearing a face mask.
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I asked, "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said, "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
 
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mesohappy

mesohappy

Cat piss sammich??
Jan 10, 2020
674
Did you hear about the lonely guy that caught coronavirus?

He placed a personal ad looking for a mate:

"Lonely male with Corona virus seeking lonely female with lime disease".
 
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Berlin76

Wizard
Aug 18, 2019
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Just went to Starbucks today and the barista was wearing a face mask.
renderTimingPixel.png

I asked, "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said, "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

Hahahahahaha yeahhhh good one lol
I found the origen of the virus

 
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epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
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Image result for coronavirus memes

#EndThisDiscrimination
 
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Deleted-User-0

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Jan 30, 2020
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akrasia

akrasia

-hugs-
Feb 11, 2020
153
Omg, I read it as "coffee filter" instead of coughy filter
 

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