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Wolf Girl

Wolf Girl

"This place made me feel worthless"
Jun 12, 2024
553
E.g. "Can you PM me an SN source? Please I'm desperate!" or "Anybody else ctbing over being a virgin?" or "I need to know a free, easy, fast, and painless way to ctb that I can complete without leaving my room."

And what does the post and replies usually consist of?

This is meant to be in good fun, so please don't be too harsh with other users. :)
 
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ma0

ma0

How did I get here?
Dec 20, 2024
664
One that I've seen a lot which is this sorta thing:

Post: "I have this issue that makes me feel depressed, how do I deal with that issue? Help and advice appreciated"

Replies: "I feel the same way! Yeah, it really sucks..." (no actual tips)
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,375
"Does anybody else _____?" x
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Illuminati
Sep 9, 2018
3,071
How about: "I'm drunk!" followed by a bunch of nonsensical text. To be fair, I've often wanted to make posts like these myself, but being a genius I find that I'm super coherent even in a deep state of inebriation. Or else I'm always less drunk than everyone else, which seems unlikely.
 
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bankai

bankai

Visionary
Mar 16, 2025
2,355
You forgot the latest and greatest 'can someone kill me?' or'can I pay someone to kill me '. Been seeing that a bit too these days.
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Cat Extremist
Dec 27, 2020
5,575
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The Morningstar

The Morningstar

Be absolute. Be yourself, until you bleed.
May 4, 2025
595
The incoherent rant

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!

For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!

Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
12,794
Do you believe in an afterlife? That one does the rounds every so often and, all things related- do you believe in God? Will we go to hell?

Do you think you're a good person? Comes up now and then.

Why do you want to do it?

But yeah, I suppose the most common ones are- tell me how to do it in some form or another. What's the best method? What's the best method in my country? What's the best method with no money? Please help me find SN.
 
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defrauder9000

Member
Dec 17, 2023
36
Extrememly pure "life is purely miserable" doomer venting
 
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Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
2,550
  • The "I'm worthless/unlovable/can't get a date/autism" self-pity rant threads
    • replies are either "me too" but some are genuine advice on how to deal with the issues, which is nice
  • SN source
    • Post more to become part of the community/PM me I have a source
  • "I have [list of drugs], will they kill me?" (Bonus if first post says they know ODs do not work)
    • Link to "Why ODs Fail Miserably" thread
  • Question about beliefs in afterlife
    • Gamut of beliefs in afterlife
  • Why is everyone here?
    • Variety of horrible life experiences
  • Least painful method?
    • Pentobarbital impossible to get, everything else hurts
  • [All listed methods do not work for me], tell me how to die
    • Link to resources thread, "We're not allowed to suggest how to kill yourself", locked thread
  • Hanging setup review
    • Constructive ideas, looks good, no one answers because we do not know if it will work
  • SN protocol review
    • Various advice, questions on deviations from PPH protocol, "good luck"
  • [Wild, impractical method] WILL THIS WORK?????
    • No
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,375
The incoherent rant

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!

For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!

Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!
Art.

  • The "I'm worthless/unlovable/can't get a date/autism" self-pity rant threads
    • replies are either "me too" but some are genuine advice on how to deal with the issues, which is nice
  • SN source
    • Post more to become part of the community/PM me I have a source
  • "I have [list of drugs], will they kill me?" (Bonus if first post says they know ODs do not work)
    • Link to "Why ODs Fail Miserably" thread
  • Question about beliefs in afterlife
    • Gamut of beliefs in afterlife
  • Why is everyone here?
    • Variety of horrible life experiences
  • Least painful method?
    • Pentobarbital impossible to get, everything else hurts
  • [All listed methods do not work for me], tell me how to die
    • Link to resources thread, "We're not allowed to suggest how to kill yourself", locked thread
  • Hanging setup review
    • Constructive ideas, looks good, no one answers because we do not know if it will work
  • SN protocol review
    • Various advice, questions on deviations from PPH protocol, "good luck"
  • [Wild, impractical method] WILL THIS WORK?????
    • No
/thread
 
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leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
1,560
The incoherent rant

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly neighbourtown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and neighbourpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!
Oh cool, not even one page yet and I've already been mentioned! Rezpresone przez Communistyczny Zbojecny Computerski Bog na calem swiecia nawet na odleglych planetach, WAS NIE ZAPOMINAM!
 
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The Morningstar

The Morningstar

Be absolute. Be yourself, until you bleed.
May 4, 2025
595
The incoherent rant

It has come to my attention that this copypasta has bad words in it.

Big whoops on my part, y'all. I didn't remember. In my defense, I was laid up and half a bottle of Sudafed deep in a waking nightmare when I posted this.

But if you want to report me, I'll take my lumps.

If you don't know what this is from, here are my sources:


 
leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
1,560
It has come to my attention that this copypasta has bad words in it.

Big whoops on my part, y'all. I didn't remember. In my defense, I was laid up and half a bottle of Sudafed deep in a waking nightmare when I posted this.

But if you want to report me, I'll take my lumps.

If you don't know what this is from, here are my sources:



the source is that i myself personally wrote it (Franciska E. Dec)
 
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