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JezebelDuLioncourt

JezebelDuLioncourt

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Feb 23, 2024
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It goes like this...

If, by your 100th post, you're still here--alive and babbling away on SaSu--the Euthanasia Squad will set off the Sophon on you. You will suddenly see in your mind's eye a countdown. And when that countdown reaches zero, you shall--willingly or unwillingly--catch the bus right then and there, wherever you are, with whatever method is accessible and available to you. Be it a gunshot to the head, a knife to your carotid artery, a head-on with an 18-wheeler, etc. etc.

Officially called The Euthanasia Squad, it shall also be known as STFU You Miserable Ne'er-Do-Well. The sole member of this squad will be the Sophon. Yes, this community has caught the attention of none other than the Trisolarans themselves, and they have volunteered to mobilize one of their Sophons for/against (whichever way you want to look at it; they don't really care) us.

Oh, and don't bother thanking them. They said it's really no bother and they're more than happy to do it. "We insist," they said.

Let the postings begin!!! Or cease.
 
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