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amnesia999

amnesia999

Lie, lie, lie - Life is a lie
Jun 30, 2024
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In this cooking show email they send me, they recommended a 5" serrated utility knife, saying: "This knife's pointy-tipped serrations tidily bite into the skin..."

It took me a minute to figure out they were talking about tomatoes. :-0
 
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