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Old

Student
Apr 25, 2024
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Just sneak into Africa and put my head into a hippo's mouth.
 
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CatLvr

Enlightened
Aug 1, 2024
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That would probably do the trick.
 
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_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

An existence transfigured by failure.
Mar 4, 2024
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A few historical pharaohs died by hippo. A kingly death perhaps. /jk Practically may be difficult to arrange access to one.

7 fWdh
 
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tunnelV

Misanthrope is my religion
Oct 19, 2023
125
It would work but you'd die from dehydration before finding a wild one. Or meet a pack of hyenas. No but I think in certain parts of Africa hippos account for the most animal attacks.
 
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