New method: jet engine jumping

[synthetic_suicide]

Passengers horror as man 'killed himself by jumping into jet engine'

They recalled hearing a dreadful noise before being warned, 'Don't look out the windows' as the nightmare unfolded on Tuesday morning.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Rounded Agony]

How in the fuck did this man manage to muscle his way onto the tarmac through the airport, unbelievable.

 

[EmptyBottle]

unfortunately, the sheer absurdity of the method made me laugh out loud... might not be a method for long, if it ever was, tho.

 

[Ch4in3dcr0w]

Sounds like something from a action movie. U wouldnt be able to even get close to a running plane on the airport i think there is a bigger chance u will be shot than get close to that plane

 

[bankai]

I've seen videos of people getting sucked into jet engines on LiveLeak. But as far as I recall, they were maintenance workers who made a mistake. This guy drove a car and bypassed security.

I wonder how exactly did he plan this? Sometimes I wonder why we overthink ourselves so much on this site when there are people like this who will choose the craziest methods and still succeed.

 

[JesiBel]

I saw it on the news. What a terrible way to take your own life. He must have been incredibly desperate to do this. Poor man. The horror and pain of being torn apart by a jet engine...

 

[wham311]

Opening episode of Lost, damn