Discussion Most brutal way to CTB?

[stillmirenai]

Recently I saw a post on the off-topic forum discussing the funniest way to ctb, and naturally I started thinking about the polar opposite. What would be the most brutal way to kill yourself? I would say stabbing yourself with a chainsaw and letting it rip inside your stomach is quite brutal.

 

[orca87]

Jumping into a shredder?

 

[man_in_red:)]

Setting yourself on fire and then jumping into a pit of poisonous snakes

 

[NoLoveNoHope]

Piss off the cartel

 

[FacePALM]

Being packed to death by geese is up there

 

[stillmirenai]

Piss off the cartel

Nothing saves you from the cartel

 

[bellabella666]

There was a young man in Russia who killed his teacher and then ctb by putting his head into a table saw. I can't imagine how painful that must have been.

 

[absolomonisgone]

There was a young man in Russia who killed his teacher and then ctb by putting his head into a table saw. I can't imagine how painful that must have been.

maybe it wasn't painful. he was resolute and asked life....., is this the worst you can offer? maybe. you get my drift?

 

[Netvor]

The most brutal way is living a full life and dying of old age.

 

[leloyon]

Getting sawn in half, starting from the bottom (in between legs)
I have fantasised about coming up with some strange mechanism involving a harpoon that would shoot me and then drag my corpse towards it, triggering a flamethrower that would set me on fire, among other contraptions that would disfigure my corpse. Even if this was possible, I lack the DIY skills to create such a contraption, nor do I want to suffer when I die, I simply enjoy imagining stupid ways to commit suicide (attaching a knife to the handle of a rake and stepping on said rake being my all-time favourite).

 

[darkythoughts876]

Starting by Burning your own legs (only your legs), extracting every non-vital organ on your body, chop off your limbs, and then bleed to death. This is the most painful death i can think of.

 

[AVeryLazySloth]

Get very close to something that is super radioactive and receive an instant lethal dose of radiation. Then spend your last remaining days feeling your cells dissolve, your organs liquefy and you skin that just sloughts off your body

 

[orca87]

Probably both brutal and funny:

 

[LocalMistake]

i can only imagine the typical brutal shit, such as, train, gunshot, vehicle crushes, etc. i suppose they're more gory than brutal?

 

[Aisley]

Piss off the cartel

you beat me to it

 

[samantha16]

Jumping into a burning woodchipper.

 

[NoLoveNoHope]

Get very close to something that is super radioactive and receive an instant lethal dose of radiation. Then spend your last remaining days feeling your cells dissolve, your organs liquefy and you skin that just sloughts off your body

or... you become a superhero!

 

[charlotte_]

warning: kinda gross
this reminds me of a traditional execution method, where u get feed honey and milk while getting trapped in a cage? until ur so bloated u and the lack of diversity in nutritions make u get diarrhea. the smell of honey, milk and ur explosive diarrhea attracts insect to be drawn to u and eat ur body alive
not rlly a ctb method but just sharing bcz it sounds like such a shitty way to die lol. for ctb then i think the most painful would be burning, electrocuted, acid and slowly crushed to death by smth

 

[sick.faery]

burning yourself alive, impaling your self especially from one of your holes.. lol, cutting your arms & legs off and bleeding to death, self decapitating, dissolving yourself in acid

 

[C:/]

CTB via Benadryl (DPH) Overdose
depending on your weight, age, and height the dosage will change for lethality, but anything over 700 mg is lethal for most people. If you don't know, benadryl in high doses is a deliriant and causes tactile hallucinations and eventual organ failure, Considering you will most likely be in a negative headspace at the time of ingestion, common hallucinations include shadow people spiders and other scary shit. Its just a irl horror game, passing in and out of consciousness until your heart stops

an addition could be some Salvia or Datura so if it is a failed OD you still get the long term PTSD

 

[Holu]

Cut a small hole in your stomach and fill it with parasitic wasp larvae. Cauterize the wound and let nature happen :P

 

[C:/]

Cut a small hole in your stomach and fill it with parasitic wasp larvae. Cauterize the wound and let nature happen :P

Throw some spider eggs and maggots in there and you have nightmare fuel for the post cleanup

 

[Holu]

Throw some spider eggs and maggots in there and you have nightmare fuel for the post cleanup

Honestly screw it pop out ur eyes and drop some creepy crawlies in there
Become a literal insect supervillain xD. Realest origin story

 

[C:/]

Honestly screw it pop out ur eyes and drop some creepy crawlies in there
Become a literal insect supervillain xD. Realest origin story

Become one with nature, young one.

 

[she]

CTB via Benadryl Overdose
If you don't know, benadryl in high doses is a deliriant and causes tactile hallucinations and eventual organ failure. Considering you will most likely be in a negative headspace at the time of ingestion, common hallucinations include shadow people, spiders, and other scary shit. Its just an irl horror game, passing in and out of consciousness until your heart stops.

This is probably the most terrifying one I've heard yet, Christ.

 

[leloyon]

I found this earlier.

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[storeboughtisfine]

having a contraption skin you alive and then leaving your exposed body to rot

 

[Little_Suzy]

If you worked in a mortuary, you may be tempted to ctb by locking yourself in the crematorium for a live cremation or by hiding in a casket and being buried alive.

Throw yourself into an alligator-infested lake and get eaten alive.