stoiccactus
somehow still here
- Mar 24, 2022
- 279
I just realized that I have a full two days where my family is out of town and I will be cleaning out an empty old apartment, since we moved to a new place. Perfect situation to hang myself - empty apartment and the only person who will find me is my shitty corporate landlord. Easy clean up. Now I just need to go to home depot and find a rope. Should be easy enough to just schedule an email to the cops who can come find me before the poor landlord's staff does.
Family doesn't even have to see me, they can just take me straight to the morgue. Everyone better off that way.
Family doesn't even have to see me, they can just take me straight to the morgue. Everyone better off that way.
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