Long hair sucks when trying to hang yourself

[CoolGuy9]

Every time I try to practice hanging or to hang myself, my long hair get's stuck in the knot and it's so annoying. Anyone else have the same problem?

 

[Makko]

Consider tying it into a bun while practicing. Or do you plan to turn on some metal music and windmill while in the noose?

 

[CoolGuy9]

Consider tying it into a bun while practicing. Or do you plan to turn on some metal music and windmill while in the noose?

Of course I'm going to go with the metal music option. I want my last moments to be headbanging to Megadeth while starving my brain of blood.

Seriously speaking I have tried to tie my hair and it does help. I guess I just have to learn to tie it better.

 

[WitheringAway]

Just when I thought the hanging method doesn't have more issues.... xD

 

[Lmd]

Use one of these. It's easy, cheap, quick and holds pretty well the hair.

 

[Makko]

Of course I'm going to go with the metal music option. I want my last moments to be headbanging to Megadeth while starving my brain of blood.

 

[justsayin]

If you think that's a problem, wait until you grow a long beard to go with that long hair.

 

[CoolGuy9]

If you think that's a problem, wait until you grow a long beard to go with that long hair.

Lucky for me, I'm only capable of growing 1 hair on my chin.

Use one of these. It's easy, cheap, quick and holds pretty well the hair.

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Gotta try one of those. Thanks for the advice.

 

[Mentalmick]

Cut it.

 

[CoolGuy9]

Cut it.

I could, but it's the one thing that gets me compliments.

 

[Mentalmick]

I could, but it's the one thing that gets me compliments.

Are you really sure you want to die?

 

[Makko]

Are you really sure you want to die?

Diogenes needed only two things in life: a barrel and compliments

 

[CoolGuy9]

Are you really sure you want to die?

The human mind truly is weird, isn't it.

 

[Mentalmick]

The human mind truly is weird, isn't it.

Indeed it is.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

What song by Megadeath?

 

[CoolGuy9]

What song by Megadeath?

Into The Lungs Of Hell seems very fitting. Not sure tho since they have so many good songs. Wake Up Dead could also be pretty nice.

 

[Meditation guide]

Every time I try to practice hanging or to hang myself, my long hair get's stuck in the knot and it's so annoying. Anyone else have the same problem?

Time to rock the man bun. And a chopstick in it looks cool btw.

 

[CoolGuy9]

Time to rock the man bun. And a chopstick in it looks cool btw.

Now I just need to learn how to make a man bun. Shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Midgardsorm]

I want my last moments to be headbanging to Megadeth while starving my brain of blood.

We can definitely say that it will be a Mega Death \m/

Sorry, I shouldn't do this stupid joke. You could try other methods, maybe or try the hair clip, I guess it you do just fine.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

Into The Lungs Of Hell seems very fitting. Not sure tho since they have so many good songs. Wake Up Dead could also be pretty nice.

I always liked ' the eye of tornado'

Maybe you can braid your hair?

I wish you peace .

 

[Meditation guide]

Now I just need to learn how to make a man bun. Shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Mentalmick]

Now I just need to learn how to make a man bun. Shouldn't be too hard.

For the love of God, please don't. Man buns and skinny jeans are two things that should never be seen on a man. Ever. (I'm bald, please help me)

 

[Lmd]

Whenever I try to make a bun I end up falling and you paint it super easy. What's the trick...

 

[CoolGuy9]

We can definitely say that it will be a Mega Death \m/

Sorry, I shouldn't do this stupid joke. You could try other methods, maybe or try the hair clip, I guess it you do just fine.

No need to apologize for the joke. One of the best parts about this website is the humor.

I can tie my hair to get it out of the way for the most part. I just need to find the best way to do it. It's not really a major problem and id cut it if it was.

I always liked ' the eye of tornado'

Maybe you can braid your hair?

I wish you peace .

That's another good song.

2 dumb 4 braid

Thank you. I wish peace for you as well.

Whenever I try to make a bun I end up falling and you paint it super easy. What's the trick...

Ikr. I always have a few hairs sticking out and it takes me way longer than that.