Help Is there any light hearted stories you wanna share.

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I was reading no longer human, and i came to the realization that is making me feel way worse than good, i guess for now is better for me to stuck with some light hearted stuff, so if you wanna share any, i would appreciate.

 

[Pluto]

 

[continuing]

thats actually sweet, thank you

 

[martyrdom]

For background, I am known to local police and have several times been arrested, detained and gone to court. One time while riding across the city with my motorcycle a cop had stopped me for a routine license check, recognized me, and said "How is the family? Have you lost weight?" It was hysterical at the time.

Another time, in jail, I decided to teach my comrades the Arabic alphabet to pass the time by writing on the wall with matches. When we got to the letter ع, (which sounds kind of like "ah", from the back of your throat, generally very hard to pronounce for non-native speakers) I was trying to explain how to pronounce it so you had about 10 guys repeatedly going ahhh... ahhh..... ahhh..... ahhh... in the cell, for like 20 minutes. The guard came to check on us genuinely disturbed, saw everything is well and when he walked away we heard him tell his co-officer "I thought they were having an orgy in there."

 

[continuing]

For background, I am known to local police and have several times been arrested, detained and gone to court. One time while riding across the city with my motorcycle a cop had stopped me for a routine license check, recognized me, and said "How is the family? Have you lost weight?" It was hysterical at the time.

Another time, in jail, I decided to teach my comrades the Arabic alphabet to pass the time by writing on the wall with matches. When we got to the letter ع, (which sounds kind of like "ah", from the back of your throat, generally very hard to pronounce for non-native speakers) I was trying to explain how to pronounce it so you had about 10 guys repeatedly going ahhh... ahhh..... ahhh..... ahhh... in the cell, for like 20 minutes. The guard came to check on us genuinely disturbed, saw everything is well and when he walked away we heard him tell his co-officer "I thought they were having an orgy in there."

thats actually very fun

 

[nocatwaslost]

I was once at a security check at an airport and had a turnip cabbage in my bag. They took me to the side because they thought it was a bomb lol