Im convinced people here don't want to die

[hilder45]

I mean, instead of asking the obvious questions here, I can think of many many quick and easy methods that would work instantly, no pain at all. And anyone could do it. But people don't do it because they don't want to do it yet.

 

[sweetdrowning]

please enlighten me on these "many many quick and painless methods" lmao.

 

[Dot]

Aprt frm all of th/ ppl wh/ alrdy hve

 

[U. A.]

Oh, you're going to get destroyed for this.

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[soonatpeace777888]

Lmfao. So many easy and painless methods? And I'm sure with no actual risk huh?

 

[LetMeOut67]

I mean, instead of asking the obvious questions here, I can think of many many quick and easy methods that would work instantly, no pain at all. And anyone could do it. But people don't do it because they don't want to do it yet.

You can survive heights
You can even flunk the railway route, the fire route , the chainsaw route.

 

[Jadeith]

Look, Prima Aprilis was yesterday. You're kinda late....

 

[L.D.50]

the only true "painless", guaranteed method i can think of is shooting yourself in the head, right? and even then not everyone can just get a gun.

why do you care about that anyway?

 

[rs929]

Are you here to save us?

 

[BrokenByTheSystem]

That's an wrong assumption. The problem is that we all have a survival instinct, this won't let most of us do something against ourselves despite we willing to do it.

Survival instinct is the final boss, you can give me an instant death option an still I'd think twice because my brain wasn't programmed to kill itself, simple as that.

So all this might cause an illusion that many people here "don't want to die" but it's not true.

It's a constant struggle and it might, at first, looks like a contradiction but it is not.

 

[juneisdoomed]

…april fools?

 

[DanLip22]

the only true "painless", guaranteed method i can think of is shooting yourself in the head, right? and even then not everyone can just get a gun.

why do you care about that anyway?

Even then that's not guaranteed.

 

[BrokenByTheSystem]

Even then that's not guaranteed.

Yea I mean obviously nothing is guaranteed but you must be a hell of a unlucky person to survive a shoot in the head.

There are a few news about that I've read it before, but it's like the exception of the exception...

 

[Fadenself00_]

Someone took a ragebait 101 class it seems

 

[OnMyLast Legs]

Yea I mean obviously nothing is guaranteed but you must be a hell of a unlucky person to survive a shoot in the head.

There are a few news about that I've read it before, but it's like the exception of the exception...

I watched a few videos of it today. Reconstruction, face transplants...it's amazing what modern medicine can do.

 

[DanLip22]

Yea I mean obviously nothing is guaranteed but you must be a hell of a unlucky person to survive a shoot in the head.

There are a few news about that I've read it before, but it's like the exception of the exception...

I've seen a few ppl survive and get face transplants...it's...unsettling

 

[Dinozauria]

Your ignorance is genuinely impressive. Run for president. With that amount of knowledge and confidence they'll love you

 

[BrokenByTheSystem]

I watched a few videos of it today. Reconstruction, face transplants...it's amazing what modern medicine can do.

I've seen a few ppl survive and get face transplants...it's...unsettling

But how do people shoot their own face? I mean, I'd aim on my brain sideways not in front of my face... There are places to aim that will cease consciousness immediately even if it doesn't kill you, like brainstem.