I ‪‪❤︎‬ DUCKS !!

[monetpompo]

@ashendreams
@thebiggestduck17
@moonlightbeach

duckcel thread
i don't know anything about duck breeds (uneducated) so if you recognize any of these ducks comment down below

 

[Pluto]

 

[CatLvr]

Ok, I am not a duck expert by any stretch of the imagination, but I was raised on a farm, and I have 4 ducks of my own (Pekin ducks, the typical white duck you see in kids' storybooks and city ponds.)

Pics in order:

1. Not sure but maybe a Harlequin, or could just be a mixed breed.
2. Muscovy

I'm not sure about the rest of your pics. Some of them look like more Muscovies, some it's hard for me to tell.

Hopes that helps a little at least.

 

[ashendreams]

aww you remembered me c:
yay ducks i <3 duckies

 

[EgoBrained]

BONUS DUCKS!

 

[nobodycaresaboutme]

1. open https://duck.ai
2. agree terms of use
3. click the config button inside the input area
4. set tone of responses to "ducky"
5. apply the configuration
6. enjoy

 

[monetpompo]

1. open https://duck.ai
2. agree terms of use
3. click the config button inside the input area
4. set tone of responses to "ducky"
5. apply the configuration
6. enjoy

this is NOT a duck

 

[iamanavalanche]

@yarv and i love ducks too ♡

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Back at you man. Although it's weird nobody tagged me, I am obviously the most well-known duck on here.

 

[psp3000]

I love them too but they really need to stop going to lemonade stands expecting grapes...

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Also people, stop calling yourselves shit like "the biggest duck". You clearly can't be. Just literally no. Again I refer you to myself.

Next item of business - I've been asked by many people to ID the ducks in the OP. I won't do that as those are regular boring ducks, but for the more interesting ones, well here goes:

Donald Duck



This guy is super vanilla. Like insanely dull. Not even worth talking about. Just forget I included him.

Scrooge McDuck



This is everyone's rich uncle, who also happens to be pretty damn stingy. The kind of guy who would give you a kitkat and $10 for your birthday growing up, even though you knew full well he's a multi millionaire. So kind of a bastard tbh. Fuck this dude.

Daffy Duck



Has a speech impediment so we're not supposed to laugh at him, but we all do anyway. Also wears no clothes ever, which is kind of a red flag for any duck.

That's all for now. Stay tuned and I might do a part two. Or not, I'm often lazy.

 

[moonlightbeach]

OH MY GOD THE TURTLES ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[CatLvr]

Hope this brightens everyone's day -- I know it did mine!! I "might" have to get my girls a splash pad!!

 

[Bowerbird]

Bird Autistic™ here who recognizes one of the duck breeds in your photos!

The ones with the red faces, MUSCOVY DUCKS!!! I see them at my local pond too, their red face and mannerisms is unmistakable. Muscovies are so adorable, they wag their tails like dogs and are always so friendly. They are large and eat a LOT, bc they were bred to be heavy-set meat birds. They can't fly because they are so big. Sadly many of the drakes you see at public parks are probably dumped there (bc they don't lay eggs and/or aren't small and fluffy and conventionally cute anymore... also ducks are very messy and they poop a LOTTTT and shart), :( because people are horrible

Last 2 are Egyptian Geese! I don't have them where I live so im not as familiar with them, but they look super cool and unique!

 

[OvercastingClouds]

Ever seen a mandarin duck? :D

 

[soon4good]

Feeding ducks can be nice and relaxing and let's you forget about the bad things in life for one moment.

 

[fedup1982]

I love ducks. Reminds me of feeding them in childhood. I always thought their quacks and wagging tails and flappy feet were cute

 

[klantedklaw]

The ducks where I live are so boring, must mallard ducks. My country needs to duckmaxx

you're lucky you have so many cool ducks

 

[Pluto]

 

[Eliska]

Wow these are exotic ducks for me :D

 

[leloyon]

 

[Forever Sleep]

 

[The Morningstar]

I love them too but they really need to stop going to lemonade stands expecting grapes...

duck pics

@ashendreams check out these freaks at my lake slightly less interesting than the forest photos. i stayed closer to home today. i visited a different neighborhood today because mine doesn't have as many trees. this neighborhood is a little ways away, but it has a lot of nature. i saw a hare...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[Eriktf]

 

[CatLvr]

Ever seen a mandarin duck? :D
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Yes, my dad had a quad of them -- a drake and 3 hens. They have absolutely ADORABLE personalities.