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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
ask me anything.
 
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NumbItAll

NumbItAll

expendable
May 20, 2018
1,119
why did you create such a shitty universe :blarg:
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Illuminated
Sep 9, 2018
3,009
What's your beard like these days? Is it more old school/Santa Claus or have you gone metro/lumbersexual?
 
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Jazavac

Jazavac

Member
Oct 28, 2018
16
Could you make some money appear in my pocket?
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
What's your beard like these days? Is it more old school/Santa Claus or have you gone metro/lumbersexual?

The media has brainwashed you to think i am an old geezer (to make me appear wise) when in reality i take on the appearance of a 25 year old college burnout with a pedo moustache and a double chin.
 
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Whatshername

Whatshername

That Ghost Lady on the Hill
Dec 14, 2018
1,352
Fuck off, God

I concur.

Dear God:
I'm not going to ask you anything. You don't have the answers because you don't exist.
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
I concur.

Dear God:
I'm not going to ask you anything. You don't have the answers because you don't exist.

just touched myself an hour ago so it appears i am real but fine live in ignorance my child
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
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Miss clefable

Enlightened
Aug 23, 2018
1,577
Why have u not killed me yet
 
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MsM3talGamer

Voluntary deletion
Nov 28, 2018
1,504
stop being so negative. i created fortnite too. No one seems to thank me for that though huh?
You mean Fortnite that game for dumb tweens? LOL
 
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sólstafir

Experienced
Nov 1, 2018
207
i hate your creation, giant rock floating in universe is not impressive, your way of showing your love is weird, you forced your son to die in must brutal way, i feel sorry for jesus to have a "loving" dad like that, but say hi to him
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
i hate your creation, giant rock floating in universe is not impressive, your way of showing your love is weird, you forced your son to die in must brutal way, i feel sorry for jesus to have a "loving" dad like that, but say hi to him

u forgot the part where i fucked mary in the bushes while joseph was at work
 
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Circles

Visionary
Sep 3, 2018
2,297
What created you? Do you hate us?
 
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Circles

Visionary
Sep 3, 2018
2,297
absolutely brutal, lay off the opioids
Can you help me or nah? Just lube everything up so it all comes out smooth and sparkling.
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
Can you help me or nah? Just lube everything up so it all comes out smooth and sparkling.

i am the shit itself. i am the gut. i am the toilet water the shit will fall into. i am your microbiome. it is too late for you my child. if you can't shit then you are beyond my help.
 
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Xerxes

Xerxes

Invisible
Nov 8, 2018
936
Hey it's Satan, when can I come back to the garden of Eden?
 
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